Well I try not to post when I'm drunk, but it happens sometimes. I don't think I've done it here yet, but I know on some other boards I've made quite the ass out of myself. It really isn't good being a moderator on a forum and posting drunk... hehe... but I second the notion about wanting food!
You ever realize that when you're drunk, anything you eat is always "the best I ever had"? You could eat a whole onion dipped in BBQ sauce and at the time you're telling your friends... "awww man, this is the best onion with BBQ sauce I've ever had!"