If you suddenly inherited billions of dollars

[jai6638]

I'd buy a gulfstream and fly in style and buy a house in one of those aviation communities ( i think thts whta they call it ) in Florida where you have runways beside your house and a hangar instead of a car garage

 

[QurazyQuisp]

I'd buy a Bugatti Veyron. Being able to go 0 - 60 in 2.5 seconds, and a top speed of 252 miles an hour.... is almost all I need.

 

[Eeezee]

Private Internet Cafe

After that, I'd buy up over half of some western European nation (perhaps Spain) and then crown myself emperor of that nation for owning most of the land! I'm sure this could be arranged with enough government bribes, too

 

[honkee]

i would loan it Yankess organization so they can "almost win" another championship

 

[Raduque]

A fleet of ex-soviet/US nuclear powered submarines.

Every copy of gigli - including the masters - to burn for light in my obligatory mansion.

And what's left of the Mir space station - in my mansions back yard, Modern Art at it's finest!

 

[woodman1999]

I'd by stakes in the Patriots, Red Sox, Bruins, and Celtics. I'd buy a castle and pay people to lay siege to it and defend it with real weapons and stuff and maybe buy and M1 Abrams tank to use on my old office building and elementary school.

And just to be a softy, I'd donate lots of money to charities and public schools...

 

[topslop1]

2 girls at the same time? You're a billionare, not a millionare. 10 girls at the same time.

 

[python023]

I would build a billion-dollar worthy house on the University of Notre Dame campus and get season tickets to football games for the rest of my life.

 

[a4000tdh]

use it to kill you all

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

My own personal ball washer.

 

[jonnythan]

1) A CLC Shearwater 17 kayak
2) Beautiful, understated diamond ring for the GF
3) A pair of 7800GTX 512's
4) A 24" Widescreen LCD plus a 19" LCD
5) A bitchin house outside Seattle
6) BMW 325xi for me, X3 for her
7) Custom DUI drysuit and undies
8) VAIO S-series laptop
9) Canon EOS 5D
10) Killer dive boat with on-board blending station
11) Build an awesome indoor/outdoor paintball field
12) SP Impulse with all the fixins
13) Atomic Metron B5's

I guess that's enough for the petty stuff, but here's the big ticket item:

The New Orleans Saints. Get them out of the hands of that dick Benson, and keep them in New Orleans. I'll even spend my own money to build them an amazing new field.

 

[JackBurton]

I'd buy a Terminator. Those things kick ass!

 

[intogamer]

dildo party courtesy of amazon

 

[jEnus]

StarCraft 2 and give it a 30 Mil. budget - maket it the best damn RTS ever made.

 

[Acanthus]

I would build a gaming company that tests its products before release.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I'd buy Walmart. Then I'd tellall the manufacturers that wall mart pushes around, that now, you have to open at least 1 manufacturing plant in the US and Then I would expand my walmart stores in china to carry cheaply made US goods.

Oh, and then 2 chicks at the same time in outer space.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: intogamer
dildo party courtesy of amazon

what???

 

[MBrown]

buy a bugatti veyron.

 

[SpedeRacer]

Indoor ski resort

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Buy Anandtech.com
Make the largest LAN ever, with thousands of A64 rigs
Make my own fast-food company and incorporate it into my LAN centers
Buy every item on Anandtech's F/S for fun
Buy every A64 processor / mobo on ZZF/Newegg
Make my own computer manufacturing company
Build the most powerful computer ever
Pay people to play Diablo II on my own custom server (1.08 patch)
Pay the old developers of Diablo II to make Diablo III and buy Blizzard
Fire the people who fvcked up Diablo II with Patch 1.10
Make a record label and hire the illest rappers (bis, chino, mos def, nas, pharaohe, gza, ras kass)
Buy all the versions of Lego Medieval Kingdom/Knights sets and play with them
Start up a game developing company independent of Blizzard which I own, to develop RPGs/FPS's and the games must be tested by 10000 beta gamers and given a rating of 8.5 or higher
Hire Chefs
Start up a company that invents things (flying car? well, hire people like that James Bond guy)
Terabyte Hard Drives with Pr0n.. wait.. I'm a billionaire... I would BUY OUT Playboy and make a mansion exactly like that, except twice as large and twice as much women
Too lazy to think of any more

Uh..

Donate to charity? (lol)

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: BigCoolJesus
Avy Scott

/me Google Images "Avy Scott"

 

[seanp789]

I would quickly find a way to invest, launder the money, or fake my own death so as not to pay the massive inheritance tax


use 2 million for spending and vacation, 10 million to charity, and reinvest the rest.

 

[sdifox]

all my neighbour's houses, let them stay, with only 1 condition, don't call the ****** city on me every time the lawn doesn't get cut. Just for background, I have 7 neibours, yes 7, I have a big lot and basically the other lots form a U around mine.

 

[Aztech]

I only read throught the first page so far, some good ideas in there.

I always thought if I became filthy rich, I would like to fight crime like Batman. I'd attempt to become "Super" something or another. Armored suit, gadgets galore, Armored car, the works!

I'd also like to do a big trip somewhere with friends and family. Go all out on a snowboard trip at Aspen or to some tropical island.

Yeah, I'd get lavish to a certain point, but I'd give big percentages to various charities too. The Karma boomerang will bring it back 10 fold, so do the right thing!

 

[secretanchitman]

buy an BMW M5 (E60)
buy my girlfriend anything she wants
buy amd and make it part of intel
get rid of all microsoft copy protections and cd keys
develop a radioactive spider so i can become spiderman
buy an uber-computer