If you suddenly inherited billions of dollars

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: CaptainKahuna

Originally posted by: Anonemous
become a crime fighter

A la Bruce Wayne eh?

could've gone either way, it was either that or the evil compuglobal conglomerate business mogul take-over the world type.

 

[quackerww]

I'd Buy anandtech, then I'd be popular..

 

[Xionide]

Fully equiped (with tech goodies) cave along with lifelong amount of food. Just in case the world decides to end or something.

 

[Cattlegod]

I would buy a ton of guns and explosives.

then i would buy an animal farm or a zoo and kill/blow up all the animals

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: Xionide
Fully equiped (with tech goodies) cave along with lifelong amount of food. Just in case the world decides to end or something.

Stock piled with orange soda and xbox 360's and lots of lamps and hydroponic solution and cannabis cup winning seeds?

 

[tk149]

:thumbsup:

Originally posted by: elbosco
I'd finish the last three episodes of Roughnecks: The Starship Troopers Chronicles then hire Pixar to update the graphics for the entire series.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Pay Salma Hayek whatever it takes to make porn.

 

[JoeKing]

I'd buy some lotto tickets

 

[saahmed]

A lot of nice cars and a big testing ground for them including a track and a big lot where I could just mess around with it.

 

[Mrfrog840]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Every single computer game, video game, and console ever made.

Good call, I forgot about that. Perhaps a LAN center too.

:thumbsup:

 

[HombrePequeno]

I would have a giant free crack party for 21 years straight (in addition to the brothel filled with sushi chef whores).

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Pay Salma Hayek whatever it takes to make porn.

word

 

[BeauJangles]

I would buy a new pair of sox every day. Never wear the same pair twice.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Remy XO

You inheriit a billion dollars and the first thing you get are magic the gathering cards.... are you some kind of super nerd, like some bionic nerd made from lesser nerds.

No, the first thing I would do is buy property and electronics. But the whole point of the thread is to see what atypical stuff people would buy. You are about to go on the official asshat list based on your recent asshatery.

Btw, If I inherited a billion dollars, I would NOT buy a new car. I bought a 2001 Crown Victoria because that is all that I need.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
I would buy a new pair of sox every day. Never wear the same pair twice.

I will do that if I ever hit the 1 million dollar mark. I already told my wife.

 

[sash1]

turntables
a basketball court
a 400m track

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
I would buy a ton of guns and explosives.

then i would buy an animal farm or a zoo and kill/blow up all the animals

Then you could really play "cattlegod".

 

[Imported]

Build my own track with a convoy of cars to race on it.

 

[misterj]

i'd wish for infinity wishes..

ok no i'd give it to the church and trust they will allocate it to the poor and needy accordingly.

 

[spc hink]

I would build an underground house with an underground firing range, a huge lan complex, an awsome home theater, a huge data center, every dvd, pay bobby fisher to be my personal chess trainer, and a new cell phone.

 

[Wheatmaster]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: iamtrout
Two girls at the same time.

thats not very atypical.

dude no no! you'd get your a$$ kick for saying sh!t like that.

 

[Wheatmaster]

bluechip stocks.

 

[EMPshockwave82]

Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
I'd buy a house, and lots of computers to fill it with, and a couple new cars, and some furniture, and then i would invest a ton so my monthly income is hundreds of thousdands of dollars.

 

[Gunbuster]

llamas

 

[The Linuxator]

I would buy an Island in the middle of no where so I can stop observing the idiots I see everyday commit their regular idiotic acts...etc.