If you suddenly inherited billions of dollars

[Scouzer]

The most bacon money would buy, then I'd rent a large airplane like a Hercules and rain bacon from the sky over Edmonton~!

 

[her209]

Strip club that employs damn sexy ladies. Can anyone say FREE LAPDANCES???

 

[nuonce]

I'd buy Canada, Mexico, and China. Then we invade the U.S. Soon I will rule the WORLD HAHAAHHAHAAHA, you will all be my slaves.

That or some HOT whoaars, or both.

 

[BigCoolJesus]

Avy Scott

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: Mr N8
I would fly my wife to England, pay the London Philharmonic to do a private show of John William's music...directed by Williams. My wife has always been a huge fan of his, and it would be one of the most meaningful non-charitable gifts I could give with the money.

That'd rock to see the liv eperformance of a huge orchestra belting out the Star Wars theme.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
The most bacon money would buy, then I'd rent a large airplane like a Hercules and rain bacon from the sky over Edmonton~!

Awesome. Dont know if I mentioned it or not, but I'd love to have a custom made grimmace costume.

 

[Otaking]

I would..

- hire a Doctor or a Nurse for life so that I never have to wait in the ER if something goes wrong.
- hire a maid for life to take care of my kitties and dogs when I'm away (and to clean up after me)
- invest in cancer and AIDS research
- buy a golf course, pay someone for operations and maintenance
- buy a new house with room for a private tennis court and full-size basketball court
- have someone mow my lawn

 

[EKKC]

buy out RIAA and shut it down

 

[Munky]

I'd open up my own gym. And use it for free of course.

 

[OfficeLinebacker]

I would buy thousands of clown suits, maybe even a factory. My local dry cleaners are starting to give me weird looks.

 

[BigCoolJesus]

Avy Scott



Avy Scott




Avy Scott






Fine, something people actually care about (but Avy Scott rules)

i would buy up all of the land in my town just to stick it to the city next to us
(the city keeps taking our farmland/open areas and crowding it with subdivisions.........these fvckers need to learn)

 

[nuonce]

Originally posted by: BigCoolJesus
Avy Scott

You can have her when I take over.

 

[scottish144]

A military surplus Russian Mig (Disarmed of course).

 

[Tea Bag]

I would buy the metrodome, then fill it to the top with tapioca pudding.

 

[BigCoolJesus]

Originally posted by: nuonce

Originally posted by: BigCoolJesus
Avy Scott

You can have her when I take over.

Deal.

Nice doing buisness with you sir

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: gopunk
maybe a vertical monopoly in the movie industry, like mark cuban did

I would do the same, after helping out my family and paying off debts.

 

[LiquidImpulse]

create my own country,by myself some nuclear weapons, and let the rest take care of itself..

 

[zayened]

Originally posted by: misterj
i'd wish for infinity wishes..

ok no i'd give it to the church and trust they will allocate it to the poor and needy accordingly.

I would open a trusty church and accept donations from those who suddenly inherited billions of dollars...

 

[rogue1979]

How about develop and market a new (better) operating system compatible with almost all software?

Sell it for $20 a pop, make even more money and put the hurt on Microshaft!

 

[AreaCode707]

Mendocino County, CA

 

[shamgar03]

yeah dude, I would have a building the size of my current house with a large room with 32 top of the line computers setup with 32 (legal) copies of every game ever. There would be a dr. pepper machine in the corner that was free. oh and I would have a cluster of G5's calculating pi, ALL THE TIME - just because I could. I think I would also OC my brain and watercool it as well...

 

[LS20]

1) house
2) all the cars i want (probably 5 tops)
3) parents already have house paid off.. so a new lexus for each
4) condos/loft for siblings
5) vacations for all close family
6) 50k/yr disposable for self... & money to cover all associated taxes/insurance
7) give the rest to charity / alma mater

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: iamtrout
Two girls at the same time.

ROFL!

I just watched Office Space about an hour ago!

 

[Brutuskend]

I still think I win!

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

What would I do?

1) Buy 5+ acres of land our a home that is a "tear down" on simlar acarage.
2) Build a highly efficient home and a highly efficient guest house.
3) Have open houses for of the guest house monthly with contractors that did the work relevant to efficiency in order to promote conservation.

Other things:
1) Truely consider starting a compay that builds electric vehicles. Lightweight with 500 mile range? Soemthing liek that. Make it low cost with few features.