If you took away the lightsaber, then Star Wars would be....

[Queasy]

Less appealing? Regular sci-fi junk? What?

Discuss among yourselves.

 

[TackleDummy]

in your little scenario here, would the jedi then be using guns, or just hitting people with sticks or what?

 

[mwmorph]

Originally posted by: TackleDummy
in your little scenario here, would the jedi then be using guns, or just hitting people with sticks or what?

lol im thinking of jedi whacking people with 2 by 4s and baseball bats.

 

[iwearnosox]

I don't know but if I had a Taun-Taun I'd be a big hit with the ladies at starbucks.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: mwmorph

Originally posted by: TackleDummy
in your little scenario here, would the jedi then be using guns, or just hitting people with sticks or what?

lol im thinking of jedi whacking people with 2 by 4s and baseball bats.

lol...whatever floats your boat.

 

[TackleDummy]

or maybe have them run with scissors...

 

[hudster]

Originally posted by: TackleDummy
or maybe have them run with scissors...

laser scissors

 

[saltedeggman]

Originally posted by: hudster

Originally posted by: TackleDummy
or maybe have them run with scissors...

laser scissors

lol

 

[FleshLight]

Then it would lose it's primary phallic symbol and won't be half as homo-erotic.

 

[meltdown75]

they would all just play hold 'em poker and drink beer. they NEED the lightsabers!!

 

[Away]

Lame.

 

[Buck Armstrong]

Complete crap. That wasn't true of the first three, but it is of the new ones.

I just saw Episode III, and it was just like I & II; incredible special effects and visuals, great lightsaber fights, but convoluted, tedious story with embarrasingly bad dialogue.

 

[Nitemare]

Buck Rodgers?

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: mwmorph

Originally posted by: TackleDummy
in your little scenario here, would the jedi then be using guns, or just hitting people with sticks or what?

lol im thinking of jedi whacking people with 2 by 4s and baseball bats.

Jedi = Home Depot workers

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: bootymac

Originally posted by: mwmorph

Originally posted by: TackleDummy
in your little scenario here, would the jedi then be using guns, or just hitting people with sticks or what?

lol im thinking of jedi whacking people with 2 by 4s and baseball bats.

Jedi = Home Depot workers

I wish...

 

[wxjunkie]

Bats and 2x4s -- Star Wars: Goodfellas.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Still as crappy, or maybe even worse?

 

[Velk]

Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Complete crap. <snip> great lightsaber fights, but convoluted, tedious story with embarrasingly bad dialogue.

Aw come on, you can't say you thought Obi Wan was unconvincing as a fighter pilot in mortal danger ? "Leave me, finish the mission !" that's Oscar territory acting right there !!

*grin*

The only person that remained more or less credible throughout was Samuel Jackson, although I have the sneaking suspicion that that was because he refused to read the lines Lucas gave him 8)