Lawn makes me angry and resentful. It's the stupidest fuckin' thing people do. It's a colossal(this word doesn't do justice to the level of waste) waste of time and resources. I'd like to have the money Americans waste on lawns in a single day. I'd never work again, and would be able to give lots of money to my favorite charities.
More like missing out on growing up with a large dolphin in your livingroom that pukes all over the place every two weeks.i've never mowed a lawn in my life. sometimes i feel like i'm missing out, like growing up without a TV.
I enjoy mowing, and think I'd still mow if I were independently wealthy (except I would have a much, much nicer tractor)
I think mowing time is also time spent "surveying my land"