If You Were A Billionaire What Would You Do With Your Money?

[SteveGrabowski]

I'd start a limo service from Texas to New Mexico for encouraging abortions. I'd especially advertise in rural areas and make it free so we could execute our great replacement plan. Drivers would carry Tec-9s so they could in self defense kill the shitbirds who try to stop them.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'd buy out all the abortion clinics in New Mexico and convert them into fire stations.

 

[IronWing]

I’d buy all the fire stations in Timmins and convert them into crack houses.



Oops, I gave away my billionaire status.

 

[snoopy7548]

I'd buy out all the bagged milk in the world and convert them into plastic jugs.

 

[sdifox]

I'd buy out all the bagged milk in the world and convert them into plastic jugs.

You need to be trillionaire to buy out bagged milk

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Other billionaires’ daughters?

I mean, that’s access to a completely different social class.

 

[MrSquished]

I'd buy out all the abortion clinics in New Mexico and convert them into fire stations.

I'd buy Timmins and turn every government building into a pro-choice reproductive care and abortion clinic. And I'd still have almost all my money left.

 

[HomerJS]

Buy a SCOTUS justice. Seems pretty easy nowadays.

 

[BoomerD]

Buy a SCOTUS justice. Seems pretty easy nowadays.

 

[Ajay]

ATOT != ATPN?

 

[Fritzo]

I would probably go into philanthropy and see if I could fund something that would help everyone in the world. New ways to grow food, cure diseases, etc.

Then after a few years I'd probably make a hobby out of reading how Internet rumors turned me into an evil mastermind intent on installing microchips into brains, molesting children, eating babies, etc.

 

[KMFJD]

I’d buy all the fire stations in Timmins and convert them into crack houses.



Oops, I gave away my billionaire status.

I'd buy Timmins and turn every government building into a pro-choice reproductive care and abortion clinic. And I'd still have almost all my money left.

I'd buy property across from Red and give it away for free to needy new immigrants from war torn countries. If he ever had the courage to talk and interact with these people he might see life through something other than his small town existence and hopefully realize that people that don't look like him aren't necessarily scary or all that different.

 

[Gizmo j]

Now I'm thinking I could bring back GameSpy, it hosted a lot of classic PC games for online multiplayer.

 

[Shmee]

I would save Star Wars from Disney, and develop Starcraft 3. Also I would develop Doom 4, but do it properly. And I would make ETQW 2, and bring back services/master server for ETQW.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Now I'm thinking I could bring back GameSpy, it hosted a lot of classic PC games for online multiplayer.

I forgot about that. I used to host a Halo server back in the day and it was through Gamespy so you would get random people that would come on and play, fun times. Especially when modding tools started to become available. Could move vehicles around and stuff, or replace ammo with different ammo. Some stuff got out of hand, like replacing the assault rifle ammo with tank ammo lmao.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Now I'm thinking I could bring back GameSpy, it hosted a lot of classic PC games for online multiplayer.

Quakespy was great way back when. I loved it for finding Quake servers in the 1990s! This might just be your finest Idea!

 

[brianmanahan]

i would buy anandtech

 

[sdifox]

i would buy anandtech

And hamsters

 

[VirtualLarry]

And hamsters

with rocket packs. or at least, roller skates.

 

[lxskllr]

I'd buy every red delicious apple tree in the country, and turn them into firewood.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I'd buy every red delicious apple tree in the country, and turn them into firewood.

Ohh man, what a joy! applewood smoked meats for everybody!

 

[Braznor]

Bounties on all your heads

In case the emoticons weren't clear, its a joke.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

Louis CK had a great idea with a pet store that only carries $1 million cans of dog food

 

[Muse]

This is exactly what the Lottery people want you to fantasize about. It's a plague on the nation. It didn't used to be this way here.

Post 100 and the winner!

 

[sdifox]

I would build a truck based on a drawing I made in kindergarten