If You Were a Serial Killer...

[Jadow]

What would your calling card be?

I would take a random business card out of the fishbowl at a restaurant and leave it on a bodies. That would leave them scratching their head.

 

[UberNeuman]

If I wanted to be a Serial Killer - and good at it - I'd leave no trails....

 

[MotF Bane]

If I wanted to be a Serial Killer - and good at it - I'd leave no trails....

Then you would have no standard victim, no standard method of killing them, so nobody will ever piece together it is the same killer each time... and where's the fun in that?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

If I wanted to be a Serial Killer - and good at it - I'd leave no trails....

Wouldn't that make you a mass murderer, not a serial killer? Serial killing is when all the crimes are done in a similar fashion, so there would have to be some element tying everything together.

I'd try and post some witty calling card I'd leave, but I don't want to run the risk of a real serial killer doing the same thing and getting my ass hauled off by the FBI in the middle of the night for a joke on an internet forum.

 

[guyver01]

every crime scene i would leave a symbol of a crow in gasoline on the ground... then lite it from a distance

 

[brandonbull]

Then you would have no standard victim, no standard method of killing them, so nobody will ever piece together it is the same killer each time... and where's the fun in that?

I thought the "fun" would be in new ways of killing people so the crimes couldn't be linked.

 

[UberNeuman]

Then you would have no standard victim, no standard method of killing them, so nobody will ever piece together it is the same killer each time... and where's the fun in that?

okay... then I would pluck out their eyes and then switch them around, putting them into the other socket...

 

[MotF Bane]

I thought the "fun" would be in new ways of killing people so the crimes couldn't be linked.

That would be part of the fun, but the other part is making sure the police know it's you, alone, one man, slaughtering everyone you want to.

 

[arrfep]

I would plug up all the sinks in the house with paper towels and turn the faucets on so the house floods.

 

[Sonikku]

I would burn a big freaking huge image of the bat symbol into the buildings of my victims.

That's right. The Bat symbol. Because why the fuck not.

 

[dawp]

Wouldn't that make you a mass murderer, not a serial killer? Serial killing is when all the crimes are done in a similar fashion, so there would have to be some element tying everything together.

I'd try and post some witty calling card I'd leave, but I don't want to run the risk of a real serial killer doing the same thing and getting my ass hauled off by the FBI in the middle of the night for a joke on an internet forum.

mass murderers go out in a blaze of glory, killing as may people as they can at one time. that's what mass in mass murderer means.

serial killers are just that, they kill one, sometimes more, at a time, in series. they usually spread the killings over a period of time, sometimes years, method of killing doesn't matter, series does.

I'd rather be an assassin, killing for hire, different places, different styles, anywhere in the world, depending on what the client wanted.

 

[nanette1985]

I'd leave a bill for my expenses - rifle, bullets, knife, nail file, lipstick, condoms, towels, rope, car rental, video camera, crowbar, mask etc.

 

[Saint Nick]

I'd leave a bill for my expenses - rifle, bullets, knife, nail file, lipstick, condoms, towels, rope, car rental, video camera, crowbar, mask etc.

Lmao, this is actually somewhat funny.

I'm not sure what my signature would be.

 

[RavenSEAL]

Tim Tebow Jerseys

 

[JulesMaximus]

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[SlowSpyder]

Whenever I killed a white person I would leave a packet of crackers with the body. When I killed a Hispanic person I'd leave a frozen burrito. Whenever I killed a black man I would leave a dead white woman with the black mans body.

 

[corwin]

My name and address on a post-it note...NOBODY would suspect a serial killer to be that dumb

 

[911paramedic]

Leave a box of donuts for the investigators.

 

[KeithTalent]

I'd be the Voodoo Killer and leave one of these on/in the body of all my victims:

KT

 

[zinfamous]

Leave a box of donuts for the investigators.

win!

 

[MotionMan]

I would plug up all the sinks in the house with paper towels and turn the faucets on so the house floods.

You stole mine.

MotionMan

 

[MotionMan]

I'd be the Voodoo Killer and leave one of these on/in the body of all my victims:

KT

OMG, that is so f-ing funny. I LOL'd.

MotionMan

 

[BoomerD]

The trick to being a successful serial killer is to NOT leave clues for the authorities...Just leave piles of dead bodies, hidden where they won't be found for years...if ever.

Fame and recognition is the LAST thing you want in this "calling."

 

[zinfamous]

The trick to being a successful serial killer is to NOT leave clues for the authorities...Just leave piles of dead bodies, hidden where they won't be found for years...if ever.

Fame and recognition is the LAST thing you want in this "calling."

:hmm:

 

[BoomerD]

:hmm:

shhh...