If You Were a Serial Killer...

[Cuda1447]

I'd leave riddles or complex paradoxes that were very difficult to solve and had nothing to do with the murder. I'd tell them to publish their answers on the news or I would kill again.

 

[nanette1985]

I'd leave riddles or complex paradoxes that were very difficult to solve and had nothing to do with the murder. I'd tell them to publish their answers on the news or I would kill again.

You mean like If It Takes 10 Minutes to Saw A Board Into 2 Pieces, how Long Will It Take To Saw It Into 3 Pieces?

 

[BoomerD]

You mean like If It Takes 10 Minutes to Saw A Board Into 2 Pieces, how Long Will It Take To Saw It Into 3 Pieces?

Nah, that's too complicated...the cops would NEVER get that one right.

 

[Red Storm]

I'd be the Voodoo Killer and leave one of these on/in the body of all my victims:

LOL! I dunno why, but that killed me.

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[bfdd]

LOL! I dunno why, but that killed me.

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not another one!

 

[cronos]

I'd be the Voodoo Killer and leave one of these on/in the body of all my victims:

KT

Hahah

 

[dawp]

I'd be the Voodoo Killer and leave one of these on/in the body of all my victims:

KT

hope you have a shitload of those stockpiled before you start. they may be hard to come by.

 

[dawp]

take the finger from my previous victim and shove it up the ass of my next.

 

[invidia]

I'll chop the left hand of every victim and keep them as trophies

 

[lxskllr]

 

[JTsyo]

Probably something like this:

Go around killing corrupt politicians and a jury might not even convict you.

 

[Remobz]

OMG, that is so f-ing funny. I LOL'd.

MotionMan

Best answer so far...lol!!

 

[Exterous]

You mean like If It Takes 10 Minutes to Saw A Board Into 2 Pieces, how Long Will It Take To Saw It Into 3 Pieces?

I'm just waiting for someone to start leaving notes like "Does .9999 = 1" "Does the plane take off" or "What is considered bulk in terms of beef" or maybe just a URL for those threads...

 

[Printer Bandit]

the nef killer, just doesn't know when to stop.

 

[alkemyst]

I'd start here and then post call out threads 'wondering' why my victims haven't trolled any of my posts lately.

 

[DrPizza]

OP, what do you mean by "if?"

I would take a random business card out of the fishbowl at a restaurant and leave it on a bodies. That would leave them scratching their head.

They'd find you within a week. You're not smart enough to be a successful serial killer. "Well, if it wasn't you, then who left your business card?" A little thought and they'd ask for places the business card was left. A few hours of legwork & they'd be looking at a video of the cash register which just so happened to have footage of the fish bowl near the register.