If you were a super human...

[InfinityOctopus]

I would murder someone daily but due it in a way in which it would require hours of incompetence. i.e. I will spend 6 hours slowly beating someone to death with a large balloon.
Through this logic I will become the most skilled person at murder in the entire world and in comparison any other people on the planet would have to have some lesser capacity to murder that would be entirely offset on natural survival.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

That old hag from Murder She Hopes will still nail you for murder. She's better than all the CSI's put together

 

[coldmeat]

I would murder someone daily but due it in a way in which it would require hours of incompetence. i.e. I will spend 6 hours slowly beating someone to death with a large balloon.
Through this logic I will become the most skilled person at murder in the entire world and in comparison any other people on the planet would have to have some lesser capacity to murder that would be entirely offset on natural survival.

What people would you kill? Innocent people or murderers? If you only killed murderers, then maybe you would be the best murderer killer in the world and it wouldn't affect regular people.

If you wanted to keep innocent people safe, you would need to slowly kill one every 10 days.

 

[69Mach1]

I just want to be able to control gravity in a localized area. Then when people piss me off, I can kick them off my planet.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Okay, I admit I'm not very good at oral sex. But my wife doesn't have to keep rubbing my nose in it.

 

[HAL9000]

I'd be the best at gaining, retaining and applying knowledge.

/Thread.

 

[Fritzo]

I'd be a super genius that had the ability to figure out a way to make the super power permanent.

 

[Jeff7]

Some kind of work either in AI, or in cybernetic augmentation.
Maybe the cybernetic augmentation can help make me be even better, so I could then work on the AI stuff, and bring on the Singularity that much quicker.

Fragile mortal human body: It's been a decent run, and a quick race to the top, but you're about to become obsolete. I'll do what I can to raise the new AI with some degree of benevolence in mind.

 

[shortylickens]

I'd fix America.

 

[amdhunter]

I'd be Odo from Star Wars Deep Stargate 9.

 

[masterxfob]

:thumbsup:

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

 

[Braznor]

A general.

If I was the best general in the world, I would be able to beat the combined armies of the world.

Since I would start a world war, rest assured I will be practicing the skill for the next ten years it will take me to conquer the rest of the world. After that I will relax post retirement playing war games.

 

[PingSpike]

What wolverine are you talking about?

Invisible Wolverine. Its a spin off comic.