If you were dictator of the world, what would it be like?

[matt426malm]

I will come to power in a bloodless coup... all smotherings.

 

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I have long considered this. I could write a book on it. But in short, it would be a controlled economy with all the rights and freedoms available in the United States today, with the exception that if you fvck up, the military will execute you on sight. No trials. Computers and the Internet will be government issued and monitored. If you wish to graduate beyond "end user" a simple, free licensing exam will be required and you will be given access to government regulated hardware shops (We'll be taking over Newegg and Directron) as well as sourceforge (Which we will also be hijacking)

The physical layer of the Internet will be reorganized so it's less retarded and 10mbit+ broadband is available in 90% of the world.

All public issues will be voted on using the government issue computers. A direct democracy. The system will be set up so as to allow for an infinite combination of voting populations ranging from everyone on the world to a single city block. My sole purpose as "dictator" will be to oversee the military, whose primary purposes are to maintain the structure, maintain social order and ensure that the will of the people is carried out. Their tertiary goal, of course, is to provide me with suitable virgins to become involved with in order to provide a suitable number of children to operate the military after me.

If you would allow voting you would not be a dictator.

That depends. Lots of dictators hold elections, and some even require all citizens to vote. Personally, in my dictatorship, I would hold elections every year. All men and women aged thirteen and over would be required to vote. All citizens over 13 not voting would be put to death. All citizens voting for someone other than me would be put to death. All candidates running against me would be, you guessed it, put to death. It's an effective arrangement. The fact that the populace elected me unanimously would be rubbed in their faces incessantly.

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