I for one welcome our new sun-taxing overlords.Originally posted by: lirion
It wouldn't be a very pleasant place for the rest of you to live. I would enact taxes on the sunlight, and the rain. You would be my slaves, and I would lord it over you night and day.
Mwahahahahahahaaaaa!
Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Note to self: when it becomes time to pick a dictator, don't choose lirion.
Originally posted by: hopeless879
Lots of naked chicks and beer.
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I have long considered this. I could write a book on it. But in short, it would be a controlled economy with all the rights and freedoms available in the United States today, with the exception that if you fvck up, the military will execute you on sight. No trials. Computers and the Internet will be government issued and monitored. If you wish to graduate beyond "end user" a simple, free licensing exam will be required and you will be given access to government regulated hardware shops (We'll be taking over Newegg and Directron) as well as sourceforge (Which we will also be hijacking)
The physical layer of the Internet will be reorganized so it's less retarded and 10mbit+ broadband is available in 90% of the world.
All public issues will be voted on using the government issue computers. A direct democracy. The system will be set up so as to allow for an infinite combination of voting populations ranging from everyone on the world to a single city block. My sole purpose as "dictator" will be to oversee the military, whose primary purposes are to maintain the structure, maintain social order and ensure that the will of the people is carried out. Their tertiary goal, of course, is to provide me with suitable virgins to become involved with in order to provide a suitable number of children to operate the military after me.
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I have long considered this. I could write a book on it. But in short, it would be a controlled economy with all the rights and freedoms available in the United States today, with the exception that if you fvck up, the military will execute you on sight. No trials. Computers and the Internet will be government issued and monitored. If you wish to graduate beyond "end user" a simple, free licensing exam will be required and you will be given access to government regulated hardware shops (We'll be taking over Newegg and Directron) as well as sourceforge (Which we will also be hijacking)
The physical layer of the Internet will be reorganized so it's less retarded and 10mbit+ broadband is available in 90% of the world.
All public issues will be voted on using the government issue computers. A direct democracy. The system will be set up so as to allow for an infinite combination of voting populations ranging from everyone on the world to a single city block. My sole purpose as "dictator" will be to oversee the military, whose primary purposes are to maintain the structure, maintain social order and ensure that the will of the people is carried out. Their tertiary goal, of course, is to provide me with suitable virgins to become involved with in order to provide a suitable number of children to operate the military after me.
If you would allow voting you would not be a dictator.
Originally posted by: EyeMWingTheir tertiary goal, of course, is to provide me with suitable virgins to become involved with in order to provide a suitable number of children to operate the military after me.