I would come back as a rich billionaire business man / sports athlete. Who has bedded countless women (all of whom are perfect 10s).
Even though I have worked in my office all my life (since 8 years old), I am more than capable of building a mansion (and have) with my own two hands; no need for tools or anything. Just nails, wood, steel, bricks and cement - I'll take care of the rest. Oh and some water,... I case I get thirsty.
I know about everything and anything. Got a question about laws? I have the answers - no need for me to provide proof though. Just do as I say. Got a question about quantum physics? I taught Michio Kaku everything. Want to know about the state of economics in the US? Well, don't pay any mind to the White House - I have the REAL numbers and figures. Got a question about fire arms? I am your guy,.. I forge my own, you know.
I would be ULTRA "conservative". I admonish anything and everything the government does,... unless it is for tax cuts that benefit me and my rich friends. Abortion should be abolished (unless my daughter gets pregnant by a black guy or something). Life should be valued at all costs,... unless you are a criminal; but, only when a certain skin color or sexual orientation commits a crime (any crime).
I changed my mind about taxes; they should be collected from the poor and given to me and only me.
Also, skeet shooting - love it. But, I would love it even better if we could replace the clay pigeons with real life people; because I should decide who lives and who dies,.. personally.
Knock on my door looking for help at 2am in the morning, after you've had a car accident? I hope you said your prayers to your "god" (the dictator of North Korea), because you will get a face full of lead.
Pow.
Ride a bike? You deserve daily torture until the day you die.
Bam.
Have a vagina? It better be ready and waiting for me, after I am done with the dinner you made me.
Ka-boom.
Have me on ignore? Better announce it and point it,... because that is how ignore works; you ignore someone by announcing it that they are ignore. Because actually ignoring me does not work.
Burp.
I am the best at everything and anything - while you suck and your mom sucks.