If you were homeless

[fjmeat]

and you haven't eaten for two days. And someone threw a tomato off their cheeseburger onto the ground near you. Would you eat it? Keep in mind, you never liked tomatoes.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

No, you can't write off your littering as charity.

 

[DesiPower]

It has touched bulk beef, so yes, I probably would.

 

[Printer Bandit]

i'd seriously considering collecting my pee in a jug and drinking it.

 

[SlitheryDee]

No. I'd use my food stamp card to buy some hamburger meat and buns at the grocery store and make my own hamburgers without tomatoes.

 

[DigDog]

yes. want to know how i know?

 

[Childs]

I'd take the cheeseburger, and if he had a Coke I'd take that too.

 

[highland145]

No. I'd use my food stamp card to buy some lobster and shrimp at the grocery store.

fixed.

 

[thestrangebrew1]

No. I'd use my food stamp card to buy some hamburger meat and buns at the grocery store and make my own hamburgers without tomatoes.

How would you cook it?

 

[SlitheryDee]

I'd take the cheeseburger, and if he had a Coke I'd take that too.

Bonus points if you tell him to "Check his privilege" as you do it.

 

[Newell Steamer]

and you haven't eaten for two days. And someone threw a tomato off their cheeseburger onto the ground near you. Would you eat it? Keep in mind, you never liked tomatoes.

,... but, I was always perfectly OK with eating food from off the ground,...??

 

[SlitheryDee]

How would you cook it?

With the gas grill I bought with my welfare check.

 

[fjmeat]

,... but, I was always perfectly OK with eating food from off the ground,...??

You are homeless. Eating off the ground is your instinctive survival skill. You were never okay with eating off the ground until now.

 

[Schfifty Five]

yes. want to know how i know?

No one wants to know.

 

[DigDog]

schwiggity schwang, i agree
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[M0oG0oGaiPan]

a homemade burger would be tastier and cheaper than what you can get at a chain. so i would eat the tomato only if it was on a homemade burger. also the tomatoes would have to be organic locally sourced. oh and if the tomato made contact with the bread i would also avoid if it has any form of gluten in it. i have celiacs disease.

 

[moonbogg]

I would use the tomato to kill the man who tossed it, then roast the tomato over the coals of his dead, burning body.

 

[smackababy]

If I was homeless, I'd just rob people.

 

[manimal]

does a weekend fasting at resort with juice and massages in seaweed count? I was between homes at the time

 

[Cappuccino]

If I was homeless I go stealing till I get caught. Why? Free prison food/drinks, free prison facilities, free prison gym, free play area, free prison air, free making friends. Profit?

 

[smackababy]

If I was homeless I go stealing till I get caught. Why? Free prison food/drinks, free prison facilities, free prison gym, free play area, free prison air, free making friends. Profit?

Free prison sex too!

 

[amdhunter]

Free prison sex too!

Tim Cook wouldn't mind.

 

[lxskllr]

I wouldn't hungry for two days. Your setup is kind of urban, and that being the case, I could panhandle enough for (good)food in a couple hours.

To play along, I doubt I'd eat that tomato. There isn't enough bulk or nutrition in it to go through the hassle. If the guy took it off his burger with a bite out of it, and he offered it to me without it being on the ground, I'd accept it.

 

[Rakehellion]

You are homeless. Eating off the ground is your instinctive survival skill. You were never okay with eating off the ground until now.

You asked a question and then answered it yourself. I think this thread is done.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

With the gas grill I bought with my welfare check.

I'd buy beer with it.