If you were to be sentenced to death

[Farang]

I would not want any of the current methods. I would want a bunch of methadone and morphine and that laughing gas that the dentist knocks you out with, and then to large caliber rifles to be pointed perpendicular to one another at my head and fired after I'd reached the point where the drugs had started to cause brain damage and I was unconscious.

edit: Hell, add another rifle round through the heart.

 

[mcmilljb]

Can I pick "from natural causes"?

 

[mcmilljb]

Originally posted by: Dumac
I would like to be sentenced to death by old age.

Basically they just let me live my life and then cheer when my heart fails or something.

I had the same idea. lol
I've seen this question before.

 

[xanis]

Desert Eagle to the temple at point blank.

 

[skyking]

at the controls of a new, fun, fast airplane meeting a cliff in a spectacular fireball.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Riding a nuclear bomb to ground zero.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

I would like to have a nuclear missile shot at me while I'm doing a hot chick. Talk about going out with a bang.

 

[Sphexi]

Bare-knuckle fight to the death. If I end up killing the other guy, they bring another one in and we keep going until I'm dead.

 

[Dumac]

Originally posted by: mcmilljb

Originally posted by: Dumac
I would like to be sentenced to death by old age.

Basically they just let me live my life and then cheer when my heart fails or something.

I had the same idea. lol
I've seen this question before.

Let's make is even better by saying since the sentence is death by old age, the government watches out for me to make sure I don't die prematurely.

 

[MazerRackham]

Guillotine. Yes.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Naked girl avalanche.

I'm going to keep saying it in hopes it comes true one day.

KT

You keep on wishing, and one day you're going to be assisting one of those 600lb girls that need cut out of their house to get to the hospital, and the gurney will give way with you underneath.

Oh geez.

KT

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Dumac


Let's make is even better by saying since the sentence is death by old age, the government watches out for me to make sure I don't die prematurely.

Now if they could only take care of your other premature problem...

 

[Dumac]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: Dumac


Let's make is even better by saying since the sentence is death by old age, the government watches out for me to make sure I don't die prematurely.

Now if they could only take care of your other premature problem...

It's your fault, you were rubbing my butt.
I?m very sensitive, some would say that?s a plus.

 

[bonkers325]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: newb111
Snoo snoo

Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really, really hoped.

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Naked girl avalanche.

I'm going to keep saying it in hopes it comes true one day.

KT

Indeed, this seems like a theme with you:

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...AR_FORUMVIEWTMP=Linear
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...AR_FORUMVIEWTMP=Linear

God damn I've got to get in on this theme of yours too!!

 

[BoomerD]

Sittin in a rocking chair on my front porch, tripping on some really good acid...getting a hummer from some sexy broad...and getting off just as the nuke detonates...

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Sittin in a rocking chair on my front porch, tripping on some really good acid...getting a hummer from some sexy broad...and getting off just as the nuke detonates...

Wow nice you've given this some thought haven't you?

 

[Zebo]

Head shot to the medulla oblongata - instant, for sure and painless - I do this for a living:evil:

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
death by black hole.

 

[randay]

death by man made global warming

 

[EGGO]

Let me go down by seeing if I'd survive a zombie apocolypse.

 

[randay]

death by elaborate plan to travel back into time and stop the human race from existing.

 

[Flammable]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: newb111
Snoo snoo

this

that

 

[Mr Smiley]

Marijuana overdose.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: newb111
Snoo snoo

made it untill the third reply before this was posted. ATOT is slipping.