If you're going to call it your "junk", you might as well wrap your jimmy with a trashbag.

[oiprocs]

I think this is one of my better threads.

Anyway, you are what you eat, it is what it's called, so the term junk is really just bad altogether.

Pick a new name for your stuff brah.

 

[Freshgeardude]

stop over analyzing stuff brah

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: Freshgeardude
stop over analyzing stuff brah

You're right brah. Let's go booze it up and watch American Gladiators.

 

[DangerAardvark]

You should like come over and watch Family Guy, brah. I got the DVD and a case of Natty Light in the fridge. After that we can play some Gamecube. Promise not to rape you...

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

I'll bring the black dildos, brah.

 

[shortylickens]

I once wrapped my dick in a trash bag before fucking a girl.
It was convenient.
She was using two of them as blankets.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I once wrapped my dick in a trash bag before fucking a girl.
It was convenient.
She was using two of them as blankets.

That's sig worthy.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
I'll bring the black dildos, brah.

Negative. Everyone knows dildos only come in the best color.....brown.

 

[imported_Section8]

I like saran wrap (om fug)

 

[alkemyst]

My question is is why the fuck are dudes talking about their junk to you?

 

[Jeff7181]

Stop saying brah.

 

[Scrodes]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Stop saying brah.

You mad brah?

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Scrodes

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Stop saying brah.

You mad brah?

Nope, just think you're ridiculous.

 

[Scrodes]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Scrodes

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Stop saying brah.

You mad brah?

Nope, just think you're ridiculous.

Chilax brah

 

[T9D]

...

 

[ChanHo78]

does watching gay porn make me gay?

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: ChanHo78
does watching gay porn make me gay?

Definitely. There is no vagina in the vicinity.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Scrodes

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Stop saying brah.

You mad brah?

Nope, just think you're ridiculous.

ridiculous is reading a post out of the 1000's here that annoys you.

You do realize that you don't have to read each one right.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
My question is is why the fuck are dudes talking about their junk to you?

The aren't... he is pestering them.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: alkemyst
My question is is why the fuck are dudes talking about their junk to you?

The aren't... he is pestering them.

/me pins a nice shiny "El Capitan Obviouso" button to Plasmabomb's lapel.

 

[JJChicken]

I have a big, black juicy schlong.

 

[manowar821]

I call it my HEnis. Like penis, but it doesn't sound like a wuss.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Weak thread, brah.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Scrodes

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Stop saying brah.

You mad brah?

Nope, just think you're ridiculous.

ridiculous is reading a post out of the 1000's here that annoys you.

You do realize that you don't have to read each one right.

OMG srsly? Imma have so much more free time now that I know I don't have to read every post and every reply on every forum...

:roll:

 

[moshquerade]

i thought junk = asss
as in "junk in your trunk"

if you need a "j" word for your male parts, call them your jewels