Il Mostro!

[WelshBloke]

18 inches of vegi goodness!



Banana for scale!

I only bought it so I could go "Oi love! Look at the size of that! Feel the heft!" to the wife when I got in!
Unfortunately I was out smutted by the cashier. I was smirking slightly and she picked it up and said "that's a big one!". I was just holding it together at this point then she said "it's not only long but it's thick and heavy as well! You don't see them like that often!"
Absolutely lost it at this point! 😆

Ok. It's been a dull day, l have to find my entertainment where I can!

 

[nakedfrog]

Oh my, what do you intend to do with one that large?

 

[sdifox]

Op gets excited by veggies. And you missed the n. Monstro.

 

[sdifox]

Also obligatory

 

[WelshBloke]

Oh my, what do you intend to do with one that large?

Most of its in raita right now!

 

[WelshBloke]

Op gets excited by veggies. And you missed the n. Monstro.

It's an exciting vegi!

Google mi dice che il mostro è corretto in italiano!

 

[sdifox]

It's an exciting vegi!

Google mi dice che il mostro è corretto in italiano!

Ah it is indeed mostro in Italian. Me fail. I went with latin origin monstrum.

 

[WelshBloke]

Ah it is indeed mostro in Italian. Me fail.

I had to check first tbh.

Also the wife speaks Italian and that what she said when I whipped it out!

 

[WelshBloke]

Also the wife speaks Italian and that what she said when I whipped it out!

Then I showed her the cucumber!

 

[Charmonium]

Oh my, what do you intend to do with one that large?

Colonoscopy - it'll straighten that ass out.

 

[nakedfrog]

Colonoscopy - it'll straighten that ass out.

Wow, you've, uh, got a pretty capacious anus there, haven't you?

 

[pcgeek11]

They call that a home wrecker...

 

[balloonshark]

Now you need to find a cat for more giggles.

 

[pmv]

Learned something new today ^^^

Had me googling, and google autocompleted "why are cats scared..." with "why are cats scared of cucumbers".

Seems it's actually what I first thought - an instinctive fear of snakes.

Why Are Cats Scared of Cucumbers: The Mystery Solved | Purina

What could possibly make cucumbers so spooky in the eyes of our feline friends? We’re deciphering the mystery with our fun article.

www.purina.co.uk