Illuminati - WTF?

[rudder]

The Illuminati do not like this thread.

 

[Daedalus685]

The Illuminati do not like this thread.

Nah, this thread was started by them to convince us all that we would be fools to believe in them. We're on to you OP!

 

[William Gaatjes]

Hey !

Leave us out of it.
And yes we like birds. And no we do not drink blood. And yes... When we walk amongst you for example in the streets camouflaged. You know something is strange. You feel awkward and uncomfartable. Which we really do not like because our senses are a lot better. And yes we have heightened strength and cognitive capabilities too. ()


And no, none of us can type a post without errors...

 

[Pantoot]

If you have some free time check out http://vigilantcitizen.com/ . Some funny stuff there, but some of the points about Lady Gaga in particular are interesting at the least.

 

[Kyteland]

Look it up online. You'll find more than you ever wanted to know about the "Illuminati". It's like every other conspiracy theory... There aren't facts, or any other firm information you can point to, cause it's all a conspiracy. It's a self fulfilling tale....

That's exactly what they want you to believe.

 

[disappoint]

My girlfriend burns sage to ward off evil spirits. If you read this hun, I'm not making fun of your beliefs I swear. To each their own I guess, I just don't buy that hocus pocus. I'm not sure if it was sage she was burning but it stunk really bad!

 

[911paramedic]

Whenever I am confused about something like this, I just ask myself "What would Tom Cruise Do?"

 

[William Gaatjes]

Whenever I am confused about something like this, I just ask myself "What would Tom Cruise Do?"

Your avatar reminds me of this song :


Ali Campbell feat Pamela Starks - That Look In Your Eye.

Nice video :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOFoiB0OHUY

Better quality music version :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hHL3afdSjM

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Here is the thing about anything that gets labeled conspiracy...it gets 100 percent disregarded as hogwash when maybe only 50% is bullshit.

Was there a secret group named the illuminati? Yes.

is their a secret society at yale called Skull & bones yes

Is bohemian grove real? yes.

Is their a bilderberg group? yes.

Are these groups secretive? yes.

Do these groups contain high profile individuals? Yes.


Does that prove they are behind every "conspiracy" ? no.

 

[Saint Nick]

I watched a special on History channel about this. It was so fucking stupid I had to shut it off. I am pretty sure anything History channel churns out is complete garbage.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

http://www.2012-projectenoch.com/2012-end-of-the-world.htm?gclid=CPTGj4_vsaMCFQElnQodny8H4A

linked from anandtech ads ahhahaha. Exactly the hogwash you have to filter out to get at the real info.

 

[Tristicus]

Black people around me believe Tupac and Biggie were killed because of the Illuminati.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

I watched a special on History channel about this. It was so fucking stupid I had to shut it off. I am pretty sure anything History channel churns out is complete garbage.

I saw it also it was obviously produced for n00bs that just read dan brown

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Black people around me believe Tupac and Biggie were killed because of the Illuminati.

lol and why would they give a shit about 2 ******* ? They wouldn't.

 

[Jeff7]

My girlfriend burns sage to ward off evil spirits. If you read this hun, I'm not making fun of your beliefs I swear. To each their own I guess, I just don't buy that hocus pocus. I'm not sure if it was sage she was burning but it stunk really bad!

Evil spirits can transcend conventional physics, and do bad things to us, but they can't handle combustion products. Love it.

*knocks on a wooden black cat*

 

[AMCRambler]

yes, people can be this stupid.

Some people need something to hold on to - a crutch. lots of people use religion, UFOs, Loch Ness monster etc...to help define them. they're lost and looking for something to make them whole.

Ol' Nessie always gets me through the rough patches...

 

[AMCRambler]

My girlfriend burns sage to ward off evil spirits. If you read this hun, I'm not making fun of your beliefs I swear. To each their own I guess, I just don't buy that hocus pocus. I'm not sure if it was sage she was burning but it stunk really bad!

She was burning your underwear. She just told you it was sage to ward off evil spirits so your feelings didn't get hurt.

 

[Loop2kil]

Damn, wonder if I can get my $150 back?

 

[bignateyk]

What's your friends address?

 

[alkemyst]

There is some truth to a NWO, but it's not about 666 or what not.

There is a lot of money in the hands of just a very few whose word makes others do things in order to gain some of that dough.

The main problem with all these truth-based things is the wackos throw up a website and add in UFO's and all that crap.

 

[MikeMike]

Here is the thing about anything that gets labeled conspiracy...it gets 100 percent disregarded as hogwash when maybe only 50% is bullshit.

Was there a secret group named the illuminati? Yes.

is their a secret society at yale called Skull & bones yes

Is bohemian grove real? yes.

Is their a bilderberg group? yes.

Are these groups secretive? yes.

Do these groups contain high profile individuals? Yes.


Does that prove they are behind every "conspiracy" ? no.

this...

just like, were the free masons real? yes.

 

[BoomerD]

There is some truth to a NWO, but it's not about 666 or what not.

There is a lot of money in the hands of just a very few whose word makes others do things in order to gain some of that dough.

The main problem with all these truth-based things is the wackos throw up a website and add in UFO's and all that crap.

http://www.freedomdomain.com/Neworder/neworder.html

 

[Schadenfroh]

Play Deus Ex 1, everything will be clear.

 

[darkswordsman17]

There is some truth to a NWO, but it's not about 666 or what not.

There is a lot of money in the hands of just a very few whose word makes others do things in order to gain some of that dough.

The main problem with all these truth-based things is the wackos throw up a website and add in UFO's and all that crap.

The problem with the New World Order idea is that the bolded part is nothing new at all. That has been true basically for most of human history.

Black people around me believe Tupac and Biggie were killed because of the Illuminati.

Someone in my high school speech class had Tupac still alive as their topic, and the proof was basically they would take numbers (like dates, etc) and use ridiculous logic to make them end up making some other number. Some of it wasn't too bad, but then they would go to just silly extremes to get other numbers to fit (it was like, if you take some arbitrary number, divide it by the number of nipples on a sheep, add 57, then subtract 412, multiply that by the square root of Bob, you get 4.245, which rounds down to 4). There was just no consistency to the logic used at all, and on more than one thing the math they used was even wrong so they were getting the wrong answer.

 

[lxskllr]

My girlfriend burns sage to ward off evil spirits. If you read this hun, I'm not making fun of your beliefs I swear. To each their own I guess, I just don't buy that hocus pocus. I'm not sure if it was sage she was burning but it stunk really bad!

I like the way burning sage smells. I don't know about warding off evil spirits, but if so, that's just a side benefit :^D