"Looks like we're gonna need some more FBI pants" - Die Hard
Purvis: "WHATS IN-FSCKING-SIDE ME!"
Ripley: "There's a monster in your chest. These guys hijacked your ship, and they sold your cryotube to this... human, and he put an alien inside of you. It's a really nasty one. And in a few hours, it's gonna burst its way through your rib cage, and you're gonna die. Any questions?"
Purvis: "Who are you?"
Ripley: "I'm the monster's pants." - Alien Resurrection
"Well, it's not the pants in your life that counts, it's the life in your pants." - Mae West, I'm No Angel
"Pants, for lack of a better word, is good. Pants is right. Pants works. Pants clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Pants, in all of its forms." - Michael Douglas, Wall Street
"Go ahead, make my pants." - Dirty Harry
"Then close your eyes and tap your pants together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'." - The Wizard of Oz
"Pants and cats living together! Mass hysteria!" - Ghostbusters
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack pants on fire off the shoulder of Orion." - Blade Runner
"I am not an animal! I am a human pants." - The Elephant Man
"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his pants. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his pants." - Patton
"Magic Pants on the Wall, Who is the fairest one of all?" - Snow White & The Seven Dwarves
"Get your stinkin' pants off me, you damn dirty ape!" - Planet of the Apes
"Except for a single, very powerful pants-emission aimed at Jupiter the four million year old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery." - 2001: A Space Odyssey
"Where does he get those wonderful pants?" - Batman
Harry: "There are two kinds of women: high pants and low pants...."
Sally: "Which one am I?"
Harry: "You're the worst kind. You're high pants, but you think you're low pants." - When Harry Met Sally
"Listen to them. Pants of the night. What music they make." - Dracula