Bahh! Horrible! Not even close! Here's a new improved version:
Week 1: Initial meeting at an minendos house, dating commences.
Week 4: Dating continues, at the end of the fourth week I ask her to be my girlfiend.
Week 5: Pre-Marital Intimacies comence much to the chagrin of a one, Dr. Laura Schlesinger.
Week 6: Finally get married after six long weeks of arduous courting and harassing messages left on the answering machine.
Week 6+1 Day: Marriage ceremony performed by an otherwise occupied Priest and his friends of questionable taste
Week 8: Mild nagging begins regarding toilet seat left up and trash not being emptied in timely fashion.
Week 9: Discover that wife has been posting polls on ATOT concerning our relationship. Later discover dozens of pictures of me on pics.bbzzdd.com
Week 10: Woman wont leave me alone! "Do this! Do that! Where are you going? Do I look fat in this? Discovered wife is now posting polls "I think my husband is cheating, what should I do?" and "Is my husband having an affair?" And "do you think I should ask my husband to take out the garbage?" AAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!!
Week 11: Marriage counseling sessions attended because of my heavy alchohol use to drown the b!tch out. Discover new pics on pics.bbzzdd.com - wife giving me the loser sign."
Week 12: Psycho howler monkey of a woman drives her GD car into my workplace
Week 12+1 Day (Current): I file divorce papers and the lunatic of a women is locked up in the counties mental hospital with Angelina Jolie and her cat puppet