Not even Star Trek could predict that. Romulan ale on the shitter while accessing the entire knowledgebase of the species and using it to, I'm assuming, masturbate to pictures of kittens with misspelled captions? The future is now.
I'm neffing from the comfort of my couch watching the Columbus / Islanders game. Why would anyone watch baseball when hockey is in season? I'd rather watch mosquitos bone.
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