I've got some bad news for you. Your sister is in on this. She did get your texts, but pretended to be someone else pretending to be her.
You can ask her if this is true, but the answer you'll get will be from a person pretending to be your sister who pretended to be someone else who pretended to be her.
This goes deep. Very, very deep. This is like deepthroat and the Watergate scandal, only without the authenticity and reality.
There are layers upon layer upon layers. You'd have to spend nearly 12 straight minutes peeling back each layer to get to the naked truth, and even then it'd be wearing jockey shorts.
12 consecutive minutes! Who has that much time anymore? More to the point, who can focus on just one thing for that long these days? Exactly!
She's not even your real sister, you know. She;s a sleeper agent who was inserted into your home as a baby for the sole purpose of keeping clandestine tabs on you.
That time she let you touch her boobies when you were 11? That was just the cynical ploy of a high level government operative, designed to gain your trust. Plus, it did kind of feel good to her. She'd just broken up with her boyfriend, Lars, and wanted a little action.
Remember Lars? Here's the real shocker! He's your true blood sister. He's been forced to live a lie "his" entire life by these rat bastards. That career of his as an NHL goalie? All done in the service of a lie, although he does like the guaranteed money his agent got him, plus the repeated chance to travel to Canada.
Don't even get me started on Canada. I got stories. Canadians are not like us. That's all I'm going to say. :sneaky: