I'm furious at my wife.

[ballmode]

My puppy is a terrier...

ANDY THE WONDER TERRIER

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: ballmode
My puppy is a terrier...

ANDY THE WONDER TERRIER

holy hell, did you give a yorkie a britney-buzz or is that a schnauzer-yorkie mix?

 

[Geekbabe]

Why not just go ahead and also get the Rhodesian Ridgeback, you'll each have your own pets and if you also get a puppy they'll probably do quite well together.

 

[rezinn]

Go buy the dog you want. Maybe you can trade this one in or return it in your dogs place.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
http://failblog.files.wordpres.../03/manliness-fail.jpg

LMAO!!!

 

[2Xtreme21]

Originally posted by: ballmode
My puppy is a terrier...

ANDY THE WONDER TERRIER

You need to get that thing a wig or something...

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: ballmode
My puppy is a terrier...

ANDY THE WONDER TERRIER

Terriers!

KT

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: ballmode
My puppy is a terrier...

ANDY THE WONDER TERRIER

Terriers!

KT

Sorry but terriers are by far the ugliest breed of dog there is. Their face looks like a vacuum cleaner attachment.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: yakko
The only good dog is a cat. I would get rid of that fluffy rat at the local Korean restaurant.

Hahaha, ftw!

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: ballmode
My puppy is a terrier...

ANDY THE WONDER TERRIER

Terriers!

KT

Sorry but terriers are by far the ugliest breed of dog there is. Their face looks like a vacuum cleaner attachment.

What???? LIES!!!

 

[ObiDon]

this is a pretty big thread and i don't have time to read the whole thing, so i hope nobody beat me to...

Originally posted by: dNor
omg he's so cute
who's my lil squishy? WHO'S MAH LIL SQUISHY? S'RIGHT, YOURE MY LIL SQUISHYWISHY!!
...


I apologize.

you're schmoopy!

 

[WraithETC]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: thetxstang

That's not funny in the least. Not at all. I'd love to have 5 minutes alone with the asspound who threw that puppy. :disgust:

Haha, he'd probably whip the everloving shit out of you.

Nah I'd shoot him then piss on him then put it on megaupload and send it to you for the lulz.

I'm jk don't be offended.

 

[GoingUp]

I've tried the silent treatment before. It doesnt end well. Try talking to her about how you feel.

 

[thetxstang]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: thetxstang

That's not funny in the least. Not at all. I'd love to have 5 minutes alone with the asspound who threw that puppy. :disgust:

Haha, he'd probably whip the everloving shit out of you.

That's why I said "5 minutes." It might take a little doing, unlike with you, where even Erkel could dispose of you in about 10 seconds.

 

[Aquila76]

Seriously, silent treatment? Were your balls being lobbed across the net at that tennis match? Would you use the silent treatment to punish a Rhino charging your ass?

If my wife is quiet about something I've done, that means she's accepted it; same goes for me. This is likely what your wife's thinking, too. Maybe it's different backgrounds (I'm Italian), but disagreements are not resolved through silence. They are resolved through loud, aggressive, expletive-ridden, arm flailing, screaming matches that result in great angry make-up sex. Just try not to crush the dog during this sexcapade, and you're good to go.

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: Aquila76
Seriously, silent treatment? Were your balls being lobbed across the net at that tennis match? Would you use the silent treatment to punish a Rhino charging your ass?

If my wife is quiet about something I've done, that means she's accepted it; same goes for me. This is likely what your wife's thinking, too. Maybe it's different backgrounds (I'm Italian), but disagreements are not resolved through silence. They are resolved through loud, aggressive, expletive-ridden, arm flailing, screaming matches that result in great angry make-up sex. Just try not to crush the dog during this sexcapade, and you're good to go.

I'm interested in what you say and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[Bignate603]

Yorkie puppies are worth their weight in gold, sell the little guy to a good home and get the dog you want.

 

[TridenT]

Get a new wife.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Eh, suck it up and enjoy the little puppy. They aren't so bad, and the general rule of thumb is, when Mama's happy, everyone's happy.

 

[thetxstang]

Originally posted by: Aquila76
Seriously, silent treatment? Were your balls being lobbed across the net at that tennis match? Would you use the silent treatment to punish a Rhino charging your ass?

If my wife is quiet about something I've done, that means she's accepted it; same goes for me. This is likely what your wife's thinking, too. Maybe it's different backgrounds (I'm Italian), but disagreements are not resolved through silence. They are resolved through loud, aggressive, expletive-ridden, arm flailing, screaming matches that result in great angry make-up sex. Just try not to crush the dog during this sexcapade, and you're good to go.

:Q Some angry make-up sex might just be the ticket to smooth things over.

 

[ric0chet06]

put it on craigslist, then get the mooch you want. Surprise!

 

[sao123]

OP has not figured out the cardinal rule of marriage...
when she's happy, he's happy. when she isnt, watch the fvck out.

Im going to call shens on OP's wife actually agreeing to get big dum ugly clumsy dog who will trash her house.

Im guessing the converstation went more like this...

OP: Me want big ugly dog.
OPW: Sure as long as its imaginary.

 

[Chryso]

So your wife should have lost the tournament on purpose? Is that why you're mad at her?
You may be one of the oldest immature people I have seen.

 

[imported_Lothar]

Originally posted by: thetxstang

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Pastore
Kill it.

This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v..._GJmP8&feature=related

That's not funny in the least. Not at all. I'd love to have 5 minutes alone with the asspound who threw that puppy. :disgust:

Talk is cheap.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: thetxstang

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Pastore
Kill it.

This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v..._GJmP8&feature=related

That's not funny in the least. Not at all. I'd love to have 5 minutes alone with the asspound who threw that puppy. :disgust:

Talk is cheap.

Yep, and apparently, so are the morals/ethics of the guy who threw the dog off the cliff.

IIRC, there was some disciplinary action taken by his superiors over that.