I'm furious at my wife.

[RichUK]

Squeeze her milkers?

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: thetxstang

So, my wife, a great tennis player in her own right, wins a tournament last Saturday. What was the prize, you ask? Was it a nice trophy to add to her collection? Nope. She arrives home with this little guy. (Photo taken by the breeder a day before.)

BTW, your wife is playing you. Call her out on her bullshit.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Lola

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: Lola
SO WHAT??? That dog is crazy cute.

Who cares if it is small?? Love it and enjoy it. Small dogs are really great!

Dogs suck ass.

Speak for yourself. Little dog... little poops, little vomit, little mess LOTS of love.

Fixed, and you take it then.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: RichUK
Squeeze her milkers?

I agree.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Josh

Originally posted by: Turin39789
in reality you won't be able to get rid of it, so just go pick up your rhodesian(or even better a nice mutt from the humane society) and call it a day.

Hell yea, take it back to the childish days of fighting. Fight fire with fire. Matter fact, go get a Rott or a Pit even better a Presa Canario. Show that wife what's up.

If they had agreed that a rhodesian was what they wanted, and then the wife went off and made a 15 year commitment to a totally different dog without discussing it, I think it's entirely reasonable for the op to get his own dog.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Sit on that thing and put it out of its misery.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
get the dog you want. they can be friends. dont ask your wife.

Get the biggest dog you can find. One that will knock over your wife's favorite dishes when it wags its tail.

Good Idea! They go well with Yorkies!

 

[illusion88]

Get two dogs? That small one can't eat much so it can't be too expensive to maintain.

 

[uclaLabrat]

I'd have a shit hemorrhage if my wife brought home another small dog. We have 2 pugs and a golden retriever...a rhodie or two is next on our list. She keeps saying she wants a brussels griffon. She can, as soon as I'm dead.

 

[Skunkwourk]

Get a pet snake.

EDIT: I'd be pissed too, after talking things over and having her disregard everything we talked about. However, this is a battle you have little to win and much more to lose. I could make 100 suggestions, and even though you've done nothing wrong in this situation, you'll have to pay for any action you take forward. Go with silent treatment, hopefully she at least apologizes, but if not, you'll soon be fixing your own meals, doing your own laundry etc...

 

[BillGates]

Dogs suck, get a cat. Preferably a bobcat or lion.

Remember kids: Animal abuse is wrong, except for little dogs and poodles.

 

[Bspendleton79]

HAHAHAHAHAH

I am trying to find a good home for my Mastiff, you could come home with him and see how your wife likes that!!!!!

lol

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: m0mentary
"accidentally" release a hungry snake into the house

fixed

 

[Cheesetogo]

Small dogs are adorable, but they can be incredibly annoying as well.

 

[clamum]

lolanklebiterdogs

 

[darkxshade]

clearly the wife wear this pants in this household

 

[imported_Imp]

If you don't want it, send it my way. Tell her it got "lost".

 

[jonks]

Go bring home a dog of your choice, that's only fair after she brought home her choice without asking you.

 

[MyThirdEye]

Buy large dog to eat the smaller dog.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Cheesetogo
Small dogs are annoying, but they can be incredibly annoying as well.

Fixed.

 

[kedlav]

divorce

I'd go nuts if my girlfriend brought home a rat when we'd agreed on a dog.

 

[GasX]

You ever see the movie Ruthless People?

OK, that is not the relevant scene, but it is funny and actually happens to be on youtube.


Muffy meet adolf, Adolf EAT muffy!

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: Injury
What the hell kind of tennis tournament gives a living animal as a prize? Unless you were there for it, I think she's trying to pull the wool over your eyes about the tournament business.

I mean, how the hell does a women play tennis from the kitchen anyway?

Srsly and cook your wife an unforgettable dinner.

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Cheesetogo
Small dogs are annoying, but they can be incredibly annoying as well.

Fixed.

LOL

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Injury
What the hell kind of tennis tournament gives a living animal as a prize? Unless you were there for it, I think she's trying to pull the wool over your eyes about the tournament business.

seriously. i'd like to know the answer to this too.

I mean, how the hell does a women play tennis from the kitchen anyway?

now that was just plain stupid.