I'm going to jail, can I count on my ATOT buddies to break me out?

[dud]

Another in a long line of useless, banal, high quality Schneiderguy threads. I nominate Schneider, Heller, neckarb and whoever else you see fit for a "special" class of user. These users should get "special" AT treatment such as a banning followed by other torturous enjoyments.

 

[Spikesoldier]

play it safe and pass on it

i passed on the 11/10 14y/o freshman girl that wanted to bang me when i was a 17y/o senior in high school. i thought it was wrong.

 

[HAL9000]

Another in a long line of useless, banal, high quality Schneiderguy threads. I nominate Schneider, Heller, neckarb and whoever else you see fit for a "special" class of user. These users should get "special" AT treatment such as a banning followed by other torturous enjoyments.

So your'e one of those morons who thinks people should be banned because they don't have the same opinions to you then?

 

[Fenixgoon]

If she's a freshman in high school.. she's 14.

14 is close to 11.

still... OP is a perv.

but.. since she's 6 years younger... he's 20.

what normal, sane 20 year old is looking at a 14 year old like that? and saying she's a 10?

sick perverted fucktard. seek help.

because it's impossible to hit puberty before 18.

not saying the OP shouldn't be looking elsewhere - but it's not impossible for a girl around 14 to look 18. i met a girl i thought was 18 and it turned out she was 15.

 

[alkemyst]

She looks like she's 18 though :hmm:

All chicks look 18 to the guy that hasn't gotten any in too long a time.

They look like 11's too.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Prison aint that bad. how else you explain the urge to get back in at 85% recidivism rate? One of my brothers goes in and out all the time (meth maker) and said it was not bad.

It's a shithole. I believe they told us that 2/3 of all inmates would be back in prison within 3 years or something like that. If you don't mind every freedom you have or your dignity taken away then sure it's fine. Also all the gangbangers, homeless crazies, murderers you see on the streets when you drive by (and you make sure your car doors are locked) all those lovely people become your cellmates. They are violent and can snap at any moment. It's like walking on eggshells all the time. Don't forget taking showers in a stall where 30 other guys have just jacked off in. I could go on and on but hopefully you get the idea.

 

[dank69]

If there is grass on the field, play ball.

 

[Leros]

Hell, I'd kick my own ass if I met up with myself in my younger years.

Its not too late. You're still the same guy as younger you. So give yourself what you deserve.

Take a video please and post it.

 

[slayer202]

youre ugly as fuck, so this story is bullshit

 

[Barfo]

If there is grass on the field, play ball.

They mow the lawn these days.

 

[dank69]

They mow the lawn these days.

So she is bisexual, too?

 

[dud]

So your'e one of those morons who thinks people should be banned because they don't have the same opinions to you then?

Not at all but there IS a sub-group of users here that start the most stupid, idiotic and moronic threads here within ATOT ... and you are one of them. There are also SOME users who seem to think that padding their post count is an objective of their very existance. Take a look at your post count. You've posted in excess of 500 times just in the last week or so.

 

[DrunkenSano]

youre ugly as fuck, so this story is bullshit

If he is ugly as fuck, she could be 11/10 to him but actually a 3/2 to everyone else.

 

[Freejack2]

Don't do it. It's a trap. You'll go to meet her and find Chris Hansen, Admiral Ackbar, and Pedobear there.

 

[HAL9000]

Not at all but there IS a sub-group of users here that start the most stupid, idiotic and moronic threads here within ATOT ... and you are one of them. There are also SOME users who seem to think that padding their post count is an objective of their very existance. Take a look at your post count. You've posted in excess of 500 times just in the last week or so.

Because you see the american idioms I've asked questions about every day the questions appear stupid to you, but because I'm not familiar with american culture/ this forum, questions like: What does "nef" mean? are perfectly valid.

/End moronic discussion.

 

[Krazy4Real]

You need to hit that! Hard!!!

 

[goodguy8705]

If he is ugly as fuck, she could be 11/10 to him but actually a 3/2 to everyone else.

I haven't posted here in forever, but I logged in specifically to tell you that 3/2 is even BETTER than 11/10.

3/2 = 15/10.

 

[HAL9000]

I haven't posted here in forever, but I logged in specifically to tell you that 3/2 is even BETTER than 11/10.

3/2 = 15/10.

:thumbsup: hah.

 

[olds]

This is a srs thread. Occasionally I do exaggerate by a slight amount but everything in the OP is true.

I don't believe a word that comes off your fingers.

 

[TehMac]

I don't believe a word that comes off your fingers.

you should in this case.

 

[DrunkenSano]

I haven't posted here in forever, but I logged in specifically to tell you that 3/2 is even BETTER than 11/10.

3/2 = 15/10.

That would be true if we were dealing with fractions.

 

[eits]

don't do it.

dunno what to else to say that. if you do, it won't stop and you'll get caught and be labeled a sex offender for the rest of your life (good luck getting married, having kids, being invited to anything, getting a job, etc.). does that sound worth it?

 

[schneiderguy]

youre ugly as fuck, so this story is bullshit

Wrong.

Another in a long line of ... high quality Schneiderguy threads.

Thanks man.

i LOVE oreos!

Me too!!! om non nom :awe:

 

[zokudu]

I have the same issue. Some 17 year old is all over me and I'm 20...I'm scared Schneider we should hold hands in prison

 

[goodguy8705]

That would be true if we were dealing with fractions.

What the hell do you think we are dealing with? These ARE fractions.