I'm going to jail, can I count on my ATOT buddies to break me out?

[IceBergSLiM]

Its only illegal if you get caught. Dont get caught.

 

[darkewaffle]

At first I read this as though she was age 11/10.

 

[shiner]

Probably the worst thing I've ever read on this forum, I've reported less.

You've only "been here" a couple of months...give it time.

 

[HAL9000]

You've only "been here" a couple of months...give it time.

Yeah I am beginning to notice the way things are around here lol D:

 

[AMDZen]

Yeah I am beginning to notice the way things are around here lol D:

Jesus .... 1300 posts in 2 months (probably less)

Quickest Lifer ever?

 

[HAL9000]

Jesus .... 1300 posts in 2 months (probably less)

Quickest Lifer ever?

Hey it takes a while to get into the swing of things, particularly when it seems everyone is talking a different language about things I've never heard of. It's easy to find it difficult at first.

 

[dud]

I'm suuuuper special

You're "special" alright.

You've posted about 600 times in the last week. You have no life ...

 

[dud]

Hey it takes a while to get into the swing of things, particularly when it seems everyone is talking a different language about things I've never heard of. It's easy to find it difficult at first.

Phineas J Whoopie has returned ...

 

[HAL9000]

Phineas J Whoopie has returned ...

Ok firstly people started calling me Phineas, then PhineasJ, now it's Phineas J Whoopie?! Who the f was this moron...?

 

[dud]

Jesus .... 1300 posts in 2 months (probably less)

Quickest Lifer ever?

No. He's posted 600 times just in the last week. Soon he'll be the "senior" lifer here.

He'll outrank you all ...

 

[HAL9000]

No. He's posted 600 times just in the last week. Soon he'll be the "senior" lifer here.

He'll outrank you all ...

Hmm I have posted a lot...

 

[dud]

Ok firstly people started calling me Phineas, then PhineasJ, now it's Phineas J Whoopie?! Who the f was this moron...?

A troll who posted WAY TOO MUCH about meaningless crap and got himself banned about the same time you joined AT.

Don't you remember, Phineas?

 

[HAL9000]

A troll who posted WAY TOO MUCH about meaningless crap and got himself banned about the same time you joined AT.

Don't you remember, Phineas?

I don't remember as it happens, so either my memory was erased, and I fell back into an old pattern I didn't realise I had or... I am who I say I am, I wonder which is more realistic.

P.S what did he get banned for?

 

[OCGuy]

Jesus .... 1300 posts in 2 months (probably less)

Quickest Lifer ever?

Actually I was probably one of the quicker ones...but my real join date got lost in translation.

I was averaging 22+ PPD when I hit lifer.

Edit: Also, OP is going to get raped in jail. I've been there, you'll want to go to the Chester pod ASAP.

 

[HAL9000]

Actually I was probably one of the quicker ones...but my real join date got lost in translation.

I was averaging 22+ PPD when I hit lifer.

Edit: Also, OP is going to get raped in jail. I've been there, you'll want to go to the Chester pod ASAP.

What did you go to jail for?!

 

[zokudu]

Love the Taylor Swift tag

 

[HAL9000]

Love the Taylor Swift tag

Is that what brought you in here?

 

[TurtleCrusher]

vOTE FOR BAN!

We don't need pedophilia around here!

 

[OCGuy]

What did you go to jail for?!

Violating my DUI probation.

Never been to prison, but county jail still contains the same assholes waiting to go to prison.

I saw what happens to someone who is in there for any sort of sex crime. I think his charge was only "annoying a child under 16" or something along those lines...not pretty.

 

[HAL9000]

Violating my DUI probation.

Never been to prison, but county jail still contains the same assholes waiting to go to prison.

I saw what happens to someone who is in there for any sort of sex crime. I think his charge was only "annoying a child under 16" or something along those lines...not pretty.

Ouch, That's pretty rubbish. (not what happened to the sex crime guy, what happened to you) I had no idea there even was a crime for "annoying a child under 16"

 

[moshquerade]

youre ugly as fuck, so this story is bullshit

and you're damn annoying, which is also ugly.

 

[HAL9000]

and you're damn annoying, which is also ugly.

:thumbsup:

 

[zinfamous]

I thought it was if there's grass on the field play ball.

Old enough to pee, old enough for me?

:hmm:

 

[guyver01]

because it's impossible to hit puberty before 18.

nothing to do with hitting puberty.

girls can hit puberty at 13... does that mean you're gonna try to rationalize fucking a 13 year old?

The OP obviously knows he's wrong... otherwise he wouldnt have made a thread saying he's going to Federal prison.

Anyone trying to rationalize having sex with a minor should be joining him.

sick fucks.

 

[TheNinja]

Seems like the OP is just giddy that some girl actually talked to him and gave him some cookies....they were probably hydrox and not even real oreos anyway. He probably thinks he's going to get some action but he isn't.