IHYLN, I knew you were doing RC5, but I couldn't help trying..
Poof, glad you liked it! I've been trying to come up with some new ones, but just can't find any that fit together as well as the ones I'm using now.
The 'candidates' I've come up with so far are:
If you lose in a race with yourself, who gets First Place?
Crack long and prosper!
How much do I need to overclock this thing before I can use it to fry an egg? (Shamelessly swiped from a friend on another forum)
People talk about what a frog looks like in a blender. I have pictures of what a cat looks like in a powered-up computer case.
If all of the people who sleep in Church were laid end to end...they'd be more comfortable.