I'm proud to be a Canadian

[bradly1101]

Kids in the Hall sketch:

1st Char: [to a vision of his dead friend] What's heaven like?
2nd Char: It's like Vancouver.
1st Char: I knew it!

 

[gdansk]

I spent a few weeks in Toronto for work each year:

1) Canadian beer is terrible. It's a well known fact that Weihenstephaner is the best. Luckily, most decent Canadian bars will carry this (just like decent American bars).
2) Tim Horton's is basically garbage but they're proud of it for some reason. At least Americans aren't proud of McDonald's.
3) The politeness is overrated. It's just like Midwestern politeness. It's partially fake and the moment you make some minor mistake/transgression you're in their shitlist for a long time.
4) I did like the weather though. More southern and a good deal warmer than home.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

In terms of the military we are puny compared to the american military.

In terms of the military you're puny compared to Peru, South Sudan or Nepal. So this year you guys have to get serious about finding the keys for the damn tank.

 

[MasterAndCommander]

 

[ninaholic37]

I spent a few weeks in Toronto for work each year:

1) Canadian beer is terrible. It's a well known fact that Weihenstephaner is the best. Luckily, most decent Canadian bars will carry this (just like decent American bars).
2) Tim Horton's is basically garbage but they're proud of it for some reason. At least Americans aren't proud of McDonald's.
3) The politeness is overrated. It's just like Midwestern politeness. It's partially fake and the moment you make some minor mistake/transgression you're in their shitlist for a long time.
4) I did like the weather though. More southern and a good deal warmer than home.

Toronto isn't really Canada. The people there see people all the time so they keep to themselves in general like any huge town. It's a mix of immigrants, tourists, people who spend a few weeks in Toronto. etc. You hate people like you