I'm writing a love poem to impress a babe, and I need a word that rymes with...

[Riprorin]

<< My love Poem, called the Love Poem, by Monel Funkawitz - Creator of the Love Poem >>



So are you the author?

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

And editor.

 

[kranky]

Might need a bit more tweaking, Monel. Don't give up now, you're making good ^H^H^H^H progress.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Ahh... I get it. I should change beauitiful to "drop dead MF'ing gorgeous". Gotcha.

 

[eakers]

<< Here is what I have so far....

My love Poem, called the Love Poem, by Monel Funkawitz - Creator of the Love Poem
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Roses are red,
Vermiculite isn't.
You are so beauitiful, just for one of your kisses a guy would make himself sterile by eating copious amounts of
Potassium Nitrate.

It kinda flows until it gets to the end. ~Shrugs~ I think I could do this poem stuff. I'm going to copyright these suckers. Women will salivate over them. >>



*swoon*
*lesigh*

*kat. <-- in love

 

[Riprorin]

My name is Monel and my girl friend thinks I'm tight
just because instead of getting her a ring I bought her a bag of vermiculite.
I don't care though because she's gross and overweight.
Think I'm going to put her on a diet of potassium nitrate.

You try to take credit for this one and my legal team will be on you like white on rice.

 

[Cyberian]

<<

<< Here is what I have so far....

My love Poem, called the Love Poem, by Monel Funkawitz - Creator of the Love Poem
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Roses are red,
Vermiculite isn't.
You are so beauitiful, just for one of your kisses a guy would make himself sterile by eating copious amounts of
Potassium Nitrate.

It kinda flows until it gets to the end. ~Shrugs~ I think I could do this poem stuff. I'm going to copyright these suckers. Women will salivate over them. >>




If she doesn't fall in love with you after reading that something must be wrong with her! >>

True dat!

 

[MereMortal]

There once was a guy named Monel,
Who thought his girl's kisses were swell,
But he couldn't get it straight,
After eating too much Potassium Nitrate,
And his girl left him for that annoying guy from Dell.

 

[SSP]

<< There once was a guy named Monel,
Who thought his girl's kisses were swell,
But he couldn't get it straight,
After eating too much Potassium Nitrate,
And his girl left him for that annoying guy from Dell. >>



Buahahahahaha!

 

[ohtwell]

<< There once was a guy named Monel,
Who thought his girl's kisses were swell,
But he couldn't get it straight,
After eating too much Potassium Nitrate,
And his girl left him for that annoying guy from Dell. >>



ROFL!!





: ) Amanda

 

[Moonbeam]

Old Salt Peter is in my pants
so you won't rouse me when we dance.

Maybe you can work that in. Yea, in the poem.

 

[Mookow]

<< There once was a guy named Monel,
Who thought his girl's kisses were swell,
But he couldn't get it straight,
After eating too much Potassium Nitrate,
And his girl left him for that annoying guy from Dell. >>



We can only pray that happens... knowing Monel, the biggest piece of Steve left would fit in a can of shoe polish...

 

[signalman]

Hey Monel, I found just the right movie to take your babe to:

Nice Girls...

 

[signalman]

Bumping this thread back to the top because I think it is freaking hilarious.