Imagine this...

[keeleysam]

9.9/10 cuz of slwo server

 

[Winchester]

Absofrickenhilarious.

 

[suse920]

lol best thing all day... hes my hero lol and he smiles LOLOLO

 

[alchemize]

:music:When I was a little biddy boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

Then mama took me to Grammar school
But I stopped off in the Besta Beau
Evertime that bell would ring
Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall,
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard birds ring,
But held on to My ding-a-ling

Once I was swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers all around my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my ding-a-ling

This here song it ain't so sad
The cutest little song you ever had
Those of you who will not sing
You must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling:music:

 

[chuckywang]

HILARIOUS!

 

[ViciouS]

LOL HAHAHAHAHA

 

[illusion88]

thats a good one.

 

[dc]

go

 

[GeneValgene]

omg i almost laughed out loud at work

 

[NiKeFiDO]

lol
why o why does this thread still exist?

 

[IronWing]

I read as far as "You just came to Texas..." and my eyes teared up with the memory of the stench, preventing me from finishing the post.