Imagine yourself being hailed as a hero. In your imagination, what did you just do?

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: yllus
Let's say that in tomorrow's paper you are going to be on the front page, being lauded as a hero. What does your imagination immediately tell you you've just done? It doesn't have to be realistic.

Single-handedly defeating the Evil Pleasure Robot in unarmed combat...after which she would be banned from playing anything made by Nintendo FOR ETERNITY!

Buwahahahahahahaaa!! As if something like that would happen.

Mine: Single-handedly defeating the biggest suXbox fan boi at Mechassault and watching him pitifully cry in the corner.


: ) Amanda

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: yllus
Let's say that in tomorrow's paper you are going to be on the front page, being lauded as a hero. What does your imagination immediately tell you you've just done? It doesn't have to be realistic.

Single-handedly defeating the Evil Pleasure Robot in unarmed combat...after which she would be banned from playing anything made by Nintendo FOR ETERNITY!

Buwahahahahahahaaa!! As if something like that would happen.

Mine: Single-handedly defeating the biggest suXbox fan boi at Mechassault and watching him pitifully cry in the corner.

I'd better tell aves to take away your crack pipe, sister.

You must have smoked a SERIOUS amount of rock to think you could EVER beat me at MechAssault!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: yllus
Let's say that in tomorrow's paper you are going to be on the front page, being lauded as a hero. What does your imagination immediately tell you you've just done? It doesn't have to be realistic.

Single-handedly defeating the Evil Pleasure Robot in unarmed combat...after which she would be banned from playing anything made by Nintendo FOR ETERNITY!

Buwahahahahahahaaa!! As if something like that would happen.

Mine: Single-handedly defeating the biggest suXbox fan boi at Mechassault and watching him pitifully cry in the corner.

I'd better tell aves to take away your crack pipe, sister.

You must have smoked a SERIOUS amount of rock to think you could EVER beat me at MechAssault!

And you sir, must have smoked twice as much to even believe that you could beat me in unarmed combat.


: ) Amanda

 

[LordMaul]

Found Osama, castrated and suffocated him with the leftovers.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

the caption would read something like this:

Richest man in the world buys out Gates
Donates all shares to charitable organisation just to mock Bill Gates, MS Linux to be new flagship product

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: yllus
Let's say that in tomorrow's paper you are going to be on the front page, being lauded as a hero. What does your imagination immediately tell you you've just done? It doesn't have to be realistic.

Single-handedly defeating the Evil Pleasure Robot in unarmed combat...after which she would be banned from playing anything made by Nintendo FOR ETERNITY!

Buwahahahahahahaaa!! As if something like that would happen.

Mine: Single-handedly defeating the biggest suXbox fan boi at Mechassault and watching him pitifully cry in the corner.

I'd better tell aves to take away your crack pipe, sister.

You must have smoked a SERIOUS amount of rock to think you could EVER beat me at MechAssault!

And you sir, must have smoked twice as much to even believe that you could beat me in unarmed combat.

All I'd have to do is parade a half-naked chick in front of you...and while you were distracted...WHAMMO!

I win!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell
And you sir, must have smoked twice as much to even believe that you could beat me in unarmed combat.

All I'd have to do is parade a half-naked chick in front of you...and while you were distracted...WHAMMO!

I win!

How will you be able to parade her around when you are too busy trying not to trip over your jaw, which will undoubtedly be dropped down to the floor?


: ) Amanda

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Tallgeese
Single-handedly defeated the Evil Pleasure Robot in unarmed combat...after which she is banned from playing anything made by Nintendo FOR ETERNITY!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear lord, you bloody owe me a Dr. Pepper for that one!!!!

*runs off to find Ohtwell and give her a hug*

Hopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Buwahahahahahahaaa!! As if something like that would happen.

Well, the original poster did say that it didn't have to be realistic!

Mine: Single-handedly defeating the biggest suXbox fan boi at Mechassault and watching him pitifully cry in the corner.

: ) Amanda

Poor TallGeese...

/me doesn't own any current game console, so I wouldn't know anyway

*hugs Ohtwell*

Hopper

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell
And you sir, must have smoked twice as much to even believe that you could beat me in unarmed combat.

All I'd have to do is parade a half-naked chick in front of you...and while you were distracted...WHAMMO!

I win!

How will you be able to parade her around when you are too busy trying not to trip over your jaw, which will undoubtedly be dropped down to the floor?

Easy...she would resemble someone that I find totally mag-tastic (or at least does nothing for me), but who you cannot resist.
Like Mariah Carey.
Or better yet...Eliza Dushku!

Checkmate!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell
And you sir, must have smoked twice as much to even believe that you could beat me in unarmed combat.

All I'd have to do is parade a half-naked chick in front of you...and while you were distracted...WHAMMO!

I win!

How will you be able to parade her around when you are too busy trying not to trip over your jaw, which will undoubtedly be dropped down to the floor?

Easy...she would resemble someone that I find totally mag-tastic (or at least does nothing for me), but who you cannot resist.
Like Mariah Carey.
Or better yet...Eliza Dushku!

Checkmate!

Nobody can resist Eliza!

Mariah's only ok!!



: ) Amanda

 

[weezie]

Saving my family from a sinking battleship

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell
And you sir, must have smoked twice as much to even believe that you could beat me in unarmed combat.

All I'd have to do is parade a half-naked chick in front of you...and while you were distracted...WHAMMO!

I win!

How will you be able to parade her around when you are too busy trying not to trip over your jaw, which will undoubtedly be dropped down to the floor?

Easy...she would resemble someone that I find totally mag-tastic (or at least does nothing for me), but who you cannot resist.
Like Mariah Carey.
Or better yet...Eliza Dushku!

Checkmate!

Nobody can resist Eliza!

I can.
She does absolutely nothing for me.

I win!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese
Easy...she would resemble someone that I find totally mag-tastic (or at least does nothing for me), but who you cannot resist.
Like Mariah Carey.
Or better yet...Eliza Dushku!

Checkmate!

Nobody can resist Eliza!

I can.
She does absolutely nothing for me.

I win!

Sorrry babe, but I can't believe she does nothing for you.

Even if you can! All I have to do is parade around a classic beauty, such as Mary Tyler Moore.



: ) Amanda

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese
Easy...she would resemble someone that I find totally mag-tastic (or at least does nothing for me), but who you cannot resist.
Like Mariah Carey.
Or better yet...Eliza Dushku!

Checkmate!

Nobody can resist Eliza!

I can.
She does absolutely nothing for me.

I win!

Sorrry babe, but I can't believe she does nothing for you.

I'll verify it any way you would believe.

Even if you can! All I have to do is parade around a classic beauty, such as Mary Tyler Moore.

HA!
You may be an Evil Pleasure Robot, but you don't have a time machine.
It would take a 1950's era Mare to work.

I STILL WIN!!!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese
Easy...she would resemble someone that I find totally mag-tastic (or at least does nothing for me), but who you cannot resist.
Like Mariah Carey.
Or better yet...Eliza Dushku!

Checkmate!

Nobody can resist Eliza!

I can.
She does absolutely nothing for me.

I win!

Sorrry babe, but I can't believe she does nothing for you.

I'll verify it any way you would believe.

Even if you can! All I have to do is parade around a classic beauty, such as Mary Tyler Moore.

HA!
You may be an Evil Pleasure Robot, but you don't have a time machine.
It would take a 1950's era Mare to work.

I STILL WIN!!!

I will never surrender to you!


: ) Amanda

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese
Easy...she would resemble someone that I find totally mag-tastic (or at least does nothing for me), but who you cannot resist.
Like Mariah Carey.
Or better yet...Eliza Dushku!

Checkmate!

Nobody can resist Eliza!

I can.
She does absolutely nothing for me.

I win!

Sorrry babe, but I can't believe she does nothing for you.

I'll verify it any way you would believe.

Even if you can! All I have to do is parade around a classic beauty, such as Mary Tyler Moore.

HA!
You may be an Evil Pleasure Robot, but you don't have a time machine.
It would take a 1950's era Mare to work.

I STILL WIN!!!

I will never surrender to you!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You cannot defeat my Eliza-bot!

I WIN!!!!!!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I will never surrender to you!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You cannot defeat my Eliza-bot!

I WIN!!!!!!

If you can make an Eliza-bot, then I can make a Mary Tyler Moore (Dick Van *** show style)-bot.

You loose!!


: ) Amanda

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I will never surrender to you!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You cannot defeat my Eliza-bot!

I WIN!!!!!!

If you can make an Eliza-bot, then I can make a Mary Tyler Moore (Dick Van *** show style)-bot.

You loose!!

Nope...because your inferior bot-making skillz mean that my Eliza-bot beats your MTM-bot.

YET AGAIN...I WIN!!!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You cannot defeat my Eliza-bot!

I WIN!!!!!!

If you can make an Eliza-bot, then I can make a Mary Tyler Moore (Dick Van *** show style)-bot.

You loose!!

Nope...because your inferior bot-making skillz mean that my Eliza-bot beats your MTM-bot.

YET AGAIN...I WIN!!!

What makes you think my bot making skillz are inferior to your's? I could have someone else make me one!

You LOOSE!!


: ) Amanda

 

[ElFenix]

/elfenix makes a fembot and gasses both tallgese and ohtwell and sticks them in a room with a pit of sea bass with frickin' lasers on their heads

 

[ManSnake]

Originally posted by: Omegachi
killed osama and saddam, with his barehands.

Can you share some of that reward money afterwards, cuz I am poor, thanks!

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Tallgeese
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You cannot defeat my Eliza-bot!

I WIN!!!!!!

If you can make an Eliza-bot, then I can make a Mary Tyler Moore (Dick Van *** show style)-bot.

You loose!!

Nope...because your inferior bot-making skillz mean that my Eliza-bot beats your MTM-bot.

YET AGAIN...I WIN!!!

What makes you think my bot making skillz are inferior to your's? I could have someone else make me one!

AH HA!!!! I win!!!! No 3rd parties!!!

Besides...even if 3rd parties were allowed...in the time it took you to find someone, my Eliza-bot would already be finished, and sashaying her little heiney in front of you until you wouldn't be able to think straight. Then....

WHAMMO!!!!

I WIN ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ed21x]

manage to get my school to give everyone a pass for the semester and have the rest of the semester as an extended break. Man, that would make me GOD!!

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
/elfenix makes a fembot and gasses both tallgese and ohtwell and sticks them in a room with a pit of sea bass with frickin' lasers on their heads

Don't make me use my MOJO!