In appreciation of WombatWoman

[ThePresence]

In appreciation of WW's literary and humorous genius, I have collected her latest pieces and posted them for the reading enjoyment of the masses. Just please dont crash the server!
Linky

 

[Evadman]

*bows before the awesome person that is WombatWoman Den Mother of ATOT*

 

[zsouthboy]

THx.

zs

 

[WombatWoman]

In appreciation of ThePresence, I have placed a brown paper bag over my head.

Any wisecracks about how that would be an improvement will be met with disapproval.

Thank you very much, TP. May the Bird of Paradise fly up the nose of your enemy.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman
In appreciation of ThePresence, I have placed a brown paper bag over my head.

Any wisecracks about how that would be an improvement will be met with disapproval.

Thank you very much, TP. May the Bird of Paradise fly up the nose of your enemy.

HAHA Thanx!

 

[bmacd]

was that a compliment?

-=bmacd=-

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman
In appreciation of ThePresence, I have placed a brown paper bag over my head.

Any wisecracks about how that would be an improvement will be met with disapproval.

Thank you very much, TP. May the Bird of Paradise fly up the nose of your enemy.

Well, now we know what happened to WW's "chicken" when it tried to cross the road.

EDIT: Sorry, something's snot right . . .
Actually my chicken crossed twice both times without showering . . . does that make this fowl a dirty double crosser?

 

[dude8604]

mirrored

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: dude8604
<a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://crotoan.yoll.net/other/wombatisms.htm" target=blank>mirrored</A>

Whew....thanx for that!

 

[WombatWoman]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: WombatWoman
In appreciation of ThePresence, I have placed a brown paper bag over my head.

Any wisecracks about how that would be an improvement will be met with disapproval.

Thank you very much, TP. May the Bird of Paradise fly up the nose of your enemy.

Well, now we know what happened to WW's "chicken" when it tried to cross the road.

EDIT: Sorry, something's snot right . . .
Actually my chicken crossed twice both times without showering . . . does that make this fowl a dirty double crosser?

Arrrgh. apoppin, you remind me of that claymation movie, "Chicken Pun."

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: WombatWoman
In appreciation of ThePresence, I have placed a brown paper bag over my head.

Any wisecracks about how that would be an improvement will be met with disapproval.

Thank you very much, TP. May the Bird of Paradise fly up the nose of your enemy.

Well, now we know what happened to WW's "chicken" when it tried to cross the road.

EDIT: Sorry, something's snot right . . .
Actually my chicken crossed twice both times without showering . . . does that make this fowl a dirty double crosser?

Arrrgh. apoppin, you remind me of that claymation movie, "Chicken Pun."

eggsactly

 

[Miramonti]

I appreciate your literary poeticism Wombatwoman, you're always a fun read! But in an effort to be frank and to come clean about this....its hard to get past your avatar sometimes...there's something just not right about the lips - it looks like there's some sort of 'goo' all over them...

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: jjsole
I appreciate your literary poeticism Wombatwoman, you're always a fun read! But in an effort to be frank and to come clean about this....its hard to get past your avatar sometimes...there's something just not right about the lips - it looks like there's some sort of 'goo' all over them...

The lips trouble you, but not the flourescent hair?

 

[camembert]

Wow, that is really nicely done, ThePresence, and obviously she doesn\'t object, since she is joking with you. I have only one nit-pick. In the link to Ornery\'s WW tribute page you have spelled Ornery\'s name as \'Orney\'.

Shouldn\'t this all be copyrighted? Any one can lift it and call it their own work, and if it is not copyrighted what can WW do?

 

[FettsBabe]

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: camembert
Wow, that is really nicely done, ThePresence, and obviously she doesn\'t object, since she is joking with you. I have only one nit-pick. In the link to Ornery\'s WW tribute page you have spelled Ornery\'s name as \'Orney\'.

Shouldn\'t this all be copyrighted? Any one can lift it and call it their own work, and if it is not copyrighted what can WW do?

Aight, I'll hafta fix that sometime. No, she didnt mind at all, I asked her b4hand.

 

[Descartes]

This one had me LMAO!

Fowl Play

ATOT Members Answer The Ancient Question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Moonbeam: It was on a pilgrimage to actualize its divine chicken-nature.
Perknose: If the chicken would like to step out back with me for a few minutes, I'll find out.
Russ: Because he was "left wing."
eakers: <-- does not like being referred to as a "chick."
Athanasius: It is the will of the Creator that all chickenkind should get to "the other side."
yakko: I like chicken.
Red Dawn: This is a chickensh!t thread if I ever saw one, you pathetic little KFC reject.
baffled2: I don't know why, but if it crosses my road, I have a great recipe in mind.
linuxboy: The analysis of avian perambulations leads me to postulate the theory that the poultry person traversed the highway in order to deposit a cosmic egg in the hyper-highway dimension.
ffmcobalt: Go cluck yourself, chicken boy.

Bwahaha!

 

[Azraele]

Cheers to WW.

 

[zeruty]

Shouldn\'t this all be copyrighted? Any one can lift it and call it their own work, and if it is not copyrighted what can WW do?

from what I understand, intellectual property is copyrighted just by being created.... adding a copyright just spells it out for everyone

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: WombatWoman
In appreciation of ThePresence, I have placed a brown paper bag over my head.

Any wisecracks about how that would be an improvement will be met with disapproval.

Thank you very much, TP. May the Bird of Paradise fly up the nose of your enemy.

Well, now we know what happened to WW's "chicken" when it tried to cross the road.

EDIT: Sorry, something's snot right . . .
Actually my chicken crossed twice both times without showering . . . does that make this fowl a dirty double crosser?

That was aweful, I mean really just aweful..

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: DaiShan

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: WombatWoman
In appreciation of ThePresence, I have placed a brown paper bag over my head.

Any wisecracks about how that would be an improvement will be met with disapproval.

Thank you very much, TP. May the Bird of Paradise fly up the nose of your enemy.

Well, now we know what happened to WW's "chicken" when it tried to cross the road.

EDIT: Sorry, something's snot right . . .
Actually my chicken crossed twice both times without showering . . . does that make this fowl a dirty double crosser?

That was aweful, I mean really just aweful..

I imagine the word "aweful" has a different meaning than the word "awful"? as in aweful = full of awe.

 

[apoppin]

That was aweful, I mean really just aweful..

Awesome! And thank you.

 

[skyking]

Bump! WW for president!

 

[pyonir]

*waves to WW*

 

[DAPUNISHER]

ThePresence You suck up! You just want an extra cookie :frown: