In case of emergency!!!

[MotionMan]

1. Break glass;
2. Obtain key through broken glass;
3. Unlock padlock to extinguisher/fire hose;
4. ...
5. Profit?

Break Glass???
Close up

I think it would save a lot of time and effort if you just set yourself on fire.

BTW, this is in the hallway outside my wife's new place of employment.
(Pic of wife)

MotionMan

 

[Newbian]

My guess is they have a alarm that goes off when the glass is broke since to many kids play with the fire hose like most of us would.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

How hard is it to put a key in a lock?

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
How hard is it to put a key in a lock?

time is of the essence in an emergency

 

[Billb2]

Throw a chair through the door on the fire extinguisher/hose cabinet.
After the fire's out, go back and get the key and take it, and the free lock, home.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: Xylitol

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
How hard is it to put a key in a lock?

time is of the essence in an emergency

QFT.

MotionMan

 

[lxskllr]

Your wife's pretty. Her brother's kind of homely though.

 

[mjrpes3]

The setup makes perfect sense to me.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Motionman knows how to make a tread

Congrats, win

 

[Tweak155]

This reminds me of a site that took signs (mainly emergency) and made funny descriptions out of them. It was hilarious... This reminds me of that.

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: MotionMan
1. Break glass;
2. Obtain key through broken glass;
3. Unlock padlock to extinguisher/fire hose;
4. ...
5. Profit?

Break Glass???
Close up

I think it would save a lot of time and effort if you just set yourself on fire.

BTW, this is in the hallway outside my wife's new place of employment.
(Pic of wife)

MotionMan

She's a goner man. You better start making plans for moving on, you can start by getting some catalogs to find a replacement and placing a preorder.

 

[Jeff7]

It's just ensuring that only the smart, quick, and coordinated are the ones who survive.

 

[tefleming]

Why did you put that in your kitchen?

 

[spaceman]

ManMotion rolls off the tongue better Motionman

 

[Kirby]

The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eyes.

 

[thescreensavers]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Xylitol

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
How hard is it to put a key in a lock?

time is of the essence in an emergency

QFT.

MotionMan

have you ever seen those fear factor stuff, when they are rushed to open a lock, does not take 1sec lol

 

[moshquerade]

looks like a real old set up, like before they thought things out :Q

 

[tw1164]

Have you upped her life insurance policy in light of her new place of employment.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: MotionMan
1. Break glass;
2. Obtain key through broken glass;
3. Unlock padlock to extinguisher/fire hose;
4. ...
5. Profit?

Break Glass???
Close up

I think it would save a lot of time and effort if you just set yourself on fire.

BTW, this is in the hallway outside my wife's new place of employment.
(Pic of wife)

MotionMan

In case of Emergency.

1. Break Glass
2. Get Hose
3. Turn on water


Why get a key? Break the OTHER glass..lol

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: MotionMan
1. Break glass;
2. Obtain key through broken glass;
3. Unlock padlock to extinguisher/fire hose;
4. ...
5. Profit?

Break Glass???
Close up

I think it would save a lot of time and effort if you just set yourself on fire.

BTW, this is in the hallway outside my wife's new place of employment.
(Pic of wife)

MotionMan

In case of Emergency.

1. Break Glass
2. Get Hose
3. Turn on water


Why get a key? Break the OTHER glass..lol

Woah woah woah... slow down here. That's not what the directions say to do.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: MotionMan
1. Break glass;
2. Obtain key through broken glass;
3. Unlock padlock to extinguisher/fire hose;
4. ...
5. Profit?

Break Glass???
Close up

I think it would save a lot of time and effort if you just set yourself on fire.

BTW, this is in the hallway outside my wife's new place of employment.
(Pic of wife)

MotionMan

In case of Emergency.

1. Break Glass
2. Get Hose
3. Turn on water


Why get a key? Break the OTHER glass..lol

Woah woah woah... slow down here. That's not what the directions say to do.

damn, i'll just stay inside the box. sorry about that.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: MotionMan
1. Break glass;
2. Obtain key through broken glass;
3. Unlock padlock to extinguisher/fire hose;
4. ...
5. Profit?

Break Glass???
Close up

I think it would save a lot of time and effort if you just set yourself on fire.

BTW, this is in the hallway outside my wife's new place of employment.
(Pic of wife)

MotionMan

In case of Emergency.

1. Break Glass
2. Get Hose
3. Turn on water


Why get a key? Break the OTHER glass..lol

Woah woah woah... slow down here. That's not what the directions say to do.

damn, i'll just stay inside the box. sorry about that.

Good slave.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: MotionMan
1. Break glass;
2. Obtain key through broken glass;
3. Unlock padlock to extinguisher/fire hose;
4. ...
5. Profit?

Break Glass???
Close up

I think it would save a lot of time and effort if you just set yourself on fire.

BTW, this is in the hallway outside my wife's new place of employment.
(Pic of wife)

MotionMan

In case of Emergency.

1. Break Glass
2. Get Hose
3. Turn on water


Why get a key? Break the OTHER glass..lol

Woah woah woah... slow down here. That's not what the directions say to do.

damn, i'll just stay inside the box. sorry about that.

Good slave.

The other "glass" is plastic. It does not look like it will easily break. You may be able to dislodge it, but I am not sure that it will move out of your way.

MotionMan

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: mjrpes3
The setup makes perfect sense to me.

Have you ever tried to unlock a padlock in an emergency? Now imagine someone lesser than you (which means, in your mind, everyone else) trying to do that?

MotionMan

 

[Newbian]

How about we just do the smart thing and run outside and let the rest work on that lock?