TecHNooB
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Originally posted by: cheezy321
Originally posted by: swbsam
Originally posted by: cheezy321
I give this rant an 8/10.
Even fatties need lovin every once in a while.
But they gotta pay for it!
Sorry, just kidding of course!
Here's the thing - I'm all for people falling in love based on personalities but here's the kicker.
The positives of dating a fatty, even if you're superficial:
1. I've seen it many times - fatty girls in relationships get real happy like, and get un-fatty, often turning into knock outs...
2. You're building your inter-personal skills, even if things don't work out. Not only do you lose your virginity, FINALLY, but you learn how to talk to women.
3. You become a person who gives other people a chance, and that's good for your soul!
4. Fattys are loyal
p.s. I'm a fatty too, so I can say this shit
These are my standards:
1. They have to look good without makeup on. This is probably the first thing I try and recognize. If the girl isnt naturally beautiful, I instantly skip over them.
2. I wont date fatties. I have a high metabolism, therefore its pretty hard for me to gain weight. Im 6'0 175 lbs (165 right now cuz im trying to cut weight). I wont date girls who are 'fat'. In my opinion, they will always stay fat.
3. I love dating tall women. For some reason, that is what I am attracted to. I dont want them to be taller than me, but in my last serious relationship the girl was 5'10" and a girl im talking to now is 5'11". I guess height is one of my "things".
4. I used to date strictly natural blondes. I am Norwegian so I guess that is why I go after them. I changed this standard lately and have moved to women with different hair colors.
5. Their personality has to kick ass. They have to understand my type of humor. I mess around with EVERYONE. Lots of people dont understand that I am messing around, and my significant other has to understand it.
What is funny is that most of this is all figured out within a minute or two of meeting that person.
Also, DATE DATE DATE! It doesnt matter if you dont think the girl is a long term solution. Just date so you know how to deal with women. The more you date, the more you will know about the opposite sex. Then you can use it to your advantage
Your standards are similar to mine