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TecHNooB

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Sep 10, 2005
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Originally posted by: cheezy321
Originally posted by: swbsam
Originally posted by: cheezy321
I give this rant an 8/10.

Even fatties need lovin every once in a while.

But they gotta pay for it!

Sorry, just kidding of course!

Here's the thing - I'm all for people falling in love based on personalities but here's the kicker.

The positives of dating a fatty, even if you're superficial:
1. I've seen it many times - fatty girls in relationships get real happy like, and get un-fatty, often turning into knock outs...

2. You're building your inter-personal skills, even if things don't work out. Not only do you lose your virginity, FINALLY, but you learn how to talk to women.

3. You become a person who gives other people a chance, and that's good for your soul!

4. Fattys are loyal


p.s. I'm a fatty too, so I can say this shit

These are my standards:

1. They have to look good without makeup on. This is probably the first thing I try and recognize. If the girl isnt naturally beautiful, I instantly skip over them.

2. I wont date fatties. I have a high metabolism, therefore its pretty hard for me to gain weight. Im 6'0 175 lbs (165 right now cuz im trying to cut weight). I wont date girls who are 'fat'. In my opinion, they will always stay fat.

3. I love dating tall women. For some reason, that is what I am attracted to. I dont want them to be taller than me, but in my last serious relationship the girl was 5'10" and a girl im talking to now is 5'11". I guess height is one of my "things".

4. I used to date strictly natural blondes. I am Norwegian so I guess that is why I go after them. I changed this standard lately and have moved to women with different hair colors.

5. Their personality has to kick ass. They have to understand my type of humor. I mess around with EVERYONE. Lots of people dont understand that I am messing around, and my significant other has to understand it.

What is funny is that most of this is all figured out within a minute or two of meeting that person.

Also, DATE DATE DATE! It doesnt matter if you dont think the girl is a long term solution. Just date so you know how to deal with women. The more you date, the more you will know about the opposite sex. Then you can use it to your advantage

Your standards are similar to mine
 

evident

Lifer
Apr 5, 2005
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Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
I'd rather be alone that force myself to date some fatty. Sorry.

Well, like one guy said early in the thread, you could also "shoot middle early" and go for the "plain" girl with a decent body who isn't fat. There is some middle ground between supermodels and fatties, even though ATOT may deny it.

ATOT can only see things in black and white, take a look at P&N
 

swbsam

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Dec 29, 2007
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Originally posted by: evident
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
I'd rather be alone that force myself to date some fatty. Sorry.

Well, like one guy said early in the thread, you could also "shoot middle early" and go for the "plain" girl with a decent body who isn't fat. There is some middle ground between supermodels and fatties, even though ATOT may deny it.

ATOT can only see things in black and white, take a look at P&N

Exactly.

There are millions of girls out there who are "normal" or "plain" who have so much to offer.

My point was only to keep standards realistic, because the only girls who will screw your nerdy ass will have to have lowered standards themselves

Based on the guy who bags groceries at my local bodega having a more active sex life than most of you guys, the main reason many of you are so .. umm. backed up.. and frustrated is because you're seeking something you can't have (and probably don't deserve). Scale back those expectations, mingle with the plain janes, get some experience and sexy time, and grow from that.

My first car was a hyundai, I now drive a nissan, one day I'll drive a bmw
 

ElFenix

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Mar 20, 2000
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Originally posted by: minendo
Jake's Roadhouse prints that exactly saying on tshirts in West Lafayette, IN.

now there is a shirt i wish my sister had bought me instead of all those ugly black and gold locomotives.
 

minendo

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Aug 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: minendo
Jake's Roadhouse prints that exactly saying on tshirts in West Lafayette, IN.

now there is a shirt i wish my sister had bought me instead of all those ugly black and gold locomotives.

My favorite one they sell (which I own a navy blue one) is No Uglies Allowed.

 

swbsam

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Dec 29, 2007
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Originally posted by: TecHNooB
Originally posted by: cheezy321
Originally posted by: swbsam
Originally posted by: cheezy321
I give this rant an 8/10.

Even fatties need lovin every once in a while.

But they gotta pay for it!

Sorry, just kidding of course!

Here's the thing - I'm all for people falling in love based on personalities but here's the kicker.

The positives of dating a fatty, even if you're superficial:
1. I've seen it many times - fatty girls in relationships get real happy like, and get un-fatty, often turning into knock outs...

2. You're building your inter-personal skills, even if things don't work out. Not only do you lose your virginity, FINALLY, but you learn how to talk to women.

3. You become a person who gives other people a chance, and that's good for your soul!

4. Fattys are loyal


p.s. I'm a fatty too, so I can say this shit

These are my standards:

1. They have to look good without makeup on. This is probably the first thing I try and recognize. If the girl isnt naturally beautiful, I instantly skip over them.

2. I wont date fatties. I have a high metabolism, therefore its pretty hard for me to gain weight. Im 6'0 175 lbs (165 right now cuz im trying to cut weight). I wont date girls who are 'fat'. In my opinion, they will always stay fat.

3. I love dating tall women. For some reason, that is what I am attracted to. I dont want them to be taller than me, but in my last serious relationship the girl was 5'10" and a girl im talking to now is 5'11". I guess height is one of my "things".

4. I used to date strictly natural blondes. I am Norwegian so I guess that is why I go after them. I changed this standard lately and have moved to women with different hair colors.

5. Their personality has to kick ass. They have to understand my type of humor. I mess around with EVERYONE. Lots of people dont understand that I am messing around, and my significant other has to understand it.

What is funny is that most of this is all figured out within a minute or two of meeting that person.

Also, DATE DATE DATE! It doesnt matter if you dont think the girl is a long term solution. Just date so you know how to deal with women. The more you date, the more you will know about the opposite sex. Then you can use it to your advantage

Your standards are similar to mine

meh, i stopped having specs for women long ago.. I've dated girls who were 4'2 and 6'1.. Know why they all thought I was the bees knees? I didn't care! I wasn't insecure around the 6'1" girl and I didn't make the 4'2 girl feel inadequate.

Specs are for cars/computers/and hd-tvs, not people...

And my wife is totally not my "type," but she's friggin hot and I love her
 

thepd7

Diamond Member
Jan 2, 2005
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Originally posted by: swbsam
No, I'm not going to rant on gun control..

I see shocking similarities between the shooter's diaries and ATOT posts, including posts by myself when I was single and lonely...

Instead of letting your fear of rejection and your lack of intimacy concentrate into a bitter rage against women, do this my friends:

GO UGLY EARLY

I don't mean this to be insulting at all to women, or those who lost anyone during this tragedy. I think we, as american men, only consider our possible mates to be Jessica Alba clones. It's not going to happen. If you continue to base your ideals of women on porn you will continue to grow bitter and will not get laid, or make a meaningful connection. There are millions of single women out there - millions of smart, charming, lovely people who you guys don't even consider! Next time you go to a party seek out one of them. Lower your bullshit standards and make a connection with the frumpy girl who eats too much because she's just as alone as you are.. Get the intimacy we all need as humans, fall in love, and don't be angry!

picture of my wife so that people know i'm not talking out of my ass . It took a LOT of dating other people to find her, some of them frogs, some of them princesses

frumpy? More like HUMPY
 

irishScott

Lifer
Oct 10, 2006
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I take care of my body, and I expect my future partner to do the same. Not expecting an olympic athlete or alba clone, but anyone who doesn't exercise regularly needs to get off their ass barring medical reasons.
 

swbsam

Platinum Member
Dec 29, 2007
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Originally posted by: irishScott
I take care of my body, and I expect my future partner to do the same. Not expecting an olympic athlete or alba clone, but anyone who doesn't exercise regularly needs to get off their ass barring medical reasons.

If you already have an active sex/personal life then, of course, you can have standards and preferences and all of that stuff. I'm just saying beggars shouldn't be .. well, you know the drill.. Good for you for being a sexy man machine
 

swbsam

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Dec 29, 2007
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Originally posted by: Riceninja
OP has no cred cuz your wife is smoking

I had to date quite alot of people to get there - my point is that even the "uglies" helped me learn how to deal with the opposite sex, and kept me from going insane
 

olds

Elite Member
Mar 3, 2000
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Originally posted by: swbsam
No, I'm not going to rant on gun control..

I see shocking similarities between the shooter's diaries and ATOT posts, ..
One of the Mods thought this too. He/she was wondering if amdhunter was still around or if the shooter was him.

 

l0cke

Diamond Member
Dec 12, 2005
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If we legalize prostitution then suicides and shooting rates will go way down.
 

lyssword

Diamond Member
Dec 15, 2005
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Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: ryan256
This is something I've been trying to tell guys for a long time. Quit looking at porn for what a perfect woman should look like. Of the entire female population .1% have the porn star bod. Meaning you have to be one of the smartest, richest, and sexiest guys to even have a chance. Most people I know would consider this girl to be plain and unattractive. I disagree.
I noticed in reading this whack job's journal that hes mainly mentioning hot nubile 20 somethings that he's masturbating over. YOU ARE OVER 40!! There's your first F'n problem right there! Look for women in your age range and you'll have much better luck! Hell I know women that age that all they want is an occasional good bang. They aren't interested in a relationship. Isn't that every mans dream? Or supposed to be?

I'd hit that~
she's attractive

I agree, she's attractive.

I don't get laid, I have high libido, but there is just no way I would do a 250 lb woman, unless I had a gun to my head. Actually never mind, I'd rather get shot.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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Originally posted by: swbsam
Originally posted by: cheezy321
I give this rant an 8/10.

Even fatties need lovin every once in a while.

But they gotta pay for it!

Sorry, just kidding of course!

Here's the thing - I'm all for people falling in love based on personalities but here's the kicker.

The positives of dating a fatty, even if you're superficial:
1. I've seen it many times - fatty girls in relationships get real happy like, and get un-fatty, often turning into knock outs...

2. You're building your inter-personal skills, even if things don't work out. Not only do you lose your virginity, FINALLY, but you learn how to talk to women.

3. You become a person who gives other people a chance, and that's good for your soul!

4. Fattys are loyal


p.s. I'm a fatty too, so I can say this shit

This should up next to the Ten Commandments as some related set of universal truths.

:thumbsup:

:beer:
 
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