Incoming Zombie Invasion - Weapon, car and celebrity of your choice

[SagaLore]

Weapon: Bat'leth

Car: Diesel VW gulf

Celebrity: Priyanka Chopra

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Yeah but you know she's attractive, is in shape, puts out and swallows. I wouldn't call it a bush....I think 70's pRon when I think bush.

/shuffles on out/

definitely more of a rug than on most other popular, umm, actresses in the last several years

 

[JulesMaximus]

Weapon: Shotgun

Car: Prius (gets good mileage, relatively comfortable, can outrun a zombie hoard)

Celebrity: Keira Knightley (the one that starred in the first Pirates movie, not the current skeleton version)

 

[chitwood]

Thompson submachine gun

US navy LCAC I assume zombies can't swim very well.

Kari Byron from Mythbusters

 

[IEC]

G36K with ACOG
Powered parachute/glider
Milla Jovovich

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: thraashman

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
What's with all the guys picking other guys to go with them? Everyone else is dead or a zombie, so what happens once it's all over? Think people!!

KT

No one said everyone else is dead. There'll be pockets of survivors all over. Go ahead, bring a hottie like Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale with you. You know what will happen, she'll die, you'll die and the last human words you'll have heard were "not even if you were the last man alive, and from the looks of it you might actually be. But still no."

You bring someone who knows survival in times like these. I want strategy, not muscle. Hence why I said Max Brooks (though George A Romero might work too). So now I've positioned myself to lead a team of bonafied undead ass kickers. When you find those pockets of civilization, the ladies will think you all manly and awesome and you'll get more than you ever would from the celebrity who will no doubt reject you and get you killed.

Um, from the OP:

Everyone else is dead, or is a zombie

KT

 

[RaistlinZ]

Weapon: AK-47

Vehicle: Batman Tumbler

Celebrity: Gina Carano (A.K.A "Crush" from American Gladiators and MMA fighter) :heart:

 

[torpid]

Weapon = Biological weapon of some sort - probably mad cow concentrate, to infect brains with
Vehicle = Tesla Roadster. Wouldn't want to have to try to fill gas pump; electrical outlet seems safe.
Celebrity = Gina Carano?

Originally posted by: waggy
was waiting for someone to ask that. i chose her because when we are gettign swamped with Zombies i can push her out. there is enough of her to keep them busy while i get away! maybe even they would die fo food poisening.

Zombies eat brains, not flab. They would only be distracted for about 2 nanoseconds.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Yeah but you know she's attractive, is in shape, puts out and swallows. I wouldn't call it a bush....I think 70's pRon when I think bush.

/shuffles on out/

definitely more of a rug than on most other popular, umm, actresses in the last several years

Flavor Savers....it's nice to see one now and again that isn't shaved. Even the occasionally runway is nice to see.

 

[herm0016]

Bradly fighting vehicle
50 cal
Milla Jovovich
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2226363648/nm0000170

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: torpid
Weapon = Biological weapon of some sort - probably mad cow concentrate, to infect brains with
Vehicle = Tesla Roadster. Wouldn't want to have to try to fill gas pump; electrical outlet seems safe.
Celebrity = Gina Carano?

Originally posted by: waggy
was waiting for someone to ask that. i chose her because when we are gettign swamped with Zombies i can push her out. there is enough of her to keep them busy while i get away! maybe even they would die fo food poisening.

Zombies eat brains, not flab. They would only be distracted for about 2 nanoseconds.

If they even detected brains at all. They might just ignore her altogether.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
What's with all the guys picking other guys to go with them? Everyone else is dead or a zombie, so what happens once it's all over? Think people!!

KT

Sword fight!

 

[SithSolo1]

Weapon: M21

Car: Landrover Defender

Celebrity: Toss up between Jassica Biel and Jeremy Piven. Yeah she's super hot but Jeremy would be ****ing hilarious with all those zombies running around.

 

[OrByte]

weapon: the Lobotomizer or "Lobo"

Vehicle: any volkswagen beetle (those things never die)

Celeb: Rin tin tin. Give me a German Shepherd baby!

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Weapon: M4 with night vision scope and laser sight
Car: 1982 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
Celebrity: Jennifer Love Hewitt (what, you thought I was gonna say the Hoff?)

 

[BlueAcolyte]

Weapon / Vehicle: Armored Command Unit from Supreme Commander (UEF model) Never runs out of fuel, runs on fusion, can build other robots.

Celebrity: Somebody, I don't really care because I'm too busy killing zombies with a statue-of-liberty-sized robot. Maybe Alesia Glidewell.

I will probably switch the world from the zombie apocalypse to the robot apocalypse.

This is an ACU: link It's about 40 meters tall.

 

[hanoverphist]

i didnt even think of the "repopulating the world" angle. id have to go with michelle pfeiffer if there were no other people. or some big hipped country chick, as they can handle the child bearing as well as usually know how to shoot a rifle. and she can cook pies for me.

 

[Howard]

Gun: FN F2000
Vehicle: Stryker?
Woman: that Russian grand master

 

[SneakyStuff]

Weapon: Cricket bat
Vehicle: Prius (I don't want to have to keep refueling at the zombie infested gas stations)
Celebrity: Fred Durst (If I get cornered i'm sure they will go for him first, giving me a precious window of escape)

 

[queenrobot]

Weapon: Lobo
Vehicle: Bus
Celebrity: John Leguizamo circa Land of the Dead (for survival and repopulating the world)

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Um, from the OP:

Everyone else is dead, or is a zombie

KT

this is ATOT, who cares what the OP says?

 

[videogames101]

Weapon: Nukes

Car: Trident Nuclear Submarine

Celebrity: Meagan Fox

 

[hellokeith]

Weapon: Sears Craftsman 30in gooseneck crowbar

Vehicle: M978 HEMTT fueler tanker truck

Celebrity: 2008 US Olympic bronze medalist in Taekwondo, Diana Lopez (she's a Christian and she's also pretty)

 

[TallBill]

M1 Garand, I already have it at my house with a few thousand rounds.
Vehicle, probably a tandem bicycle because anything with gas would be no good.
Celebrity, Lance Armstrong to do the pedaling.

 

[Xed]

Weapon: Gold Chain

Vehicle: Foo' Van

Celebrity: Mr T.