Incoming Zombie Invasion - Weapon, car and celebrity of your choice

[Jadow]

Weapon: Axe (won't run out of ammo)
Car: Armored Bus with super advanced solar panels for power
Celebrity: Kiera Knightly (need some sex in the land of Zombies)

 

[marvdmartian]

Originally posted by: waggy
why one weapon?

shotgun

stryker armored vehicle

rossane barr

Dude, that's THREE weapons!! :laugh:

Weapon: anti-zombie shield (hey, the OP didn't limit it to real weapons!!)

Vehicle: something with a big back seat (see #3)

Celeb: 2005 Sin City version of Jessica Alba, in the "stripper" costume she wore for the movie!! :heart:

 

[Bateluer]

Weapon: USS Gerald R Ford
Car: Who fvck would want a car in a zombie invasion? The Ford sports 75 F-35Bs, to hell with a car.
Celebrity: Kate Beckinsdale

 

[venkman]

Weapon: Nothing
Car: Nothing
Celebrity: Bill Brasky

 

[Flammable]

Originally posted by: Chris
Weapon: M16A4, single shot burst + noise suppressor + bayonet

Car: 1975 Ford Mustang reinforced

Celebrity: Scarlett Johansson

this

 

[OCNewbie]

Zombies don't exist guys

 

[GiggleGirl]

Originally posted by: OCNewbie
Zombies don't exist guys

lollll gtfo troll! hahaha

 

[Paratus]

I thought about it and have decided to change my answer;

Weapon-Boom Stick
Vehicle-70's POS
Celeb-Bruce Fucking Cambell

Hail To The King Baby

 

[Rubycon]

No weapons needed. The same protection the U.S. has used for centuries - the sea!

Take that you bloody zombies! You will succumb to sharks! (both with and without lasers!)

 

[Savarak]

Weapon: Bender http://www.geocities.com/zoidb...ges/bender_allowed.gif
Car: Wiener mobile http://marklevinfan.com/Images/WeinerMobile.jpg
Celebrity: Jolly Green Giant http://zaielphotography.net/im.../jolly_green_giant.jpg

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: TallBill
M1 Garand, I already have it at my house with a few thousand rounds.
Vehicle, probably a tandem bicycle because anything with gas would be no good.
Celebrity, Lance Armstrong to do the pedaling.

a tandem bicycle? LOL

 

[ChAoTiCpInOy]

Weapon: 50-cal
Vehicle: Abrams
Celebrity: a strong, intelligent, attractive woman to repopulate the species with (or Jessica Alba)

 

[ed21x]

Originally posted by: Bateluer

Weapon: USS Gerald R Ford
Car: Who fvck would want a car in a zombie invasion? The Ford sports 75 F-35Bs, to hell with a car.
Celebrity: Kate Beckinsdale

you bring up a very good point. however, since you are the only non-zombie person in the world, there would be nobody to fly those f-35s.

I would have a Disney Cruise Ship with a huge garden on it for me to produce vegetables and I'll live off seafood for the rest of my life.

Won't be needing a weapon.

Celebrity: hmmm... this is a tuffy, probably Boa

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: ed21x

Originally posted by: Bateluer

Weapon: USS Gerald R Ford
Car: Who fvck would want a car in a zombie invasion? The Ford sports 75 F-35Bs, to hell with a car.
Celebrity: Kate Beckinsdale

you bring up a very good point. however, since you are the only non-zombie person in the world, there would be nobody to fly those f-35s.

I would have a Disney Cruise Ship with a huge garden on it for me to produce vegetables and I'll live off seafood for the rest of my life.

Won't be needing a weapon.

Celebrity: hmmm... this is a tuffy, probably Boa

it's all well and good till a hurricane or zombie whale strikes

 

[hellokeith]

Originally posted by: loki8481

zombie whale

Zombie whales!!!???!!!

Dude, you just totally ruined a post-apocalyptic sea fantasy I was having.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: ed21x

Originally posted by: Bateluer

Weapon: USS Gerald R Ford
Car: Who fvck would want a car in a zombie invasion? The Ford sports 75 F-35Bs, to hell with a car.
Celebrity: Kate Beckinsdale

you bring up a very good point. however, since you are the only non-zombie person in the world, there would be nobody to fly those f-35s.

I would have a Disney Cruise Ship with a huge garden on it for me to produce vegetables and I'll live off seafood for the rest of my life.

Won't be needing a weapon.

Celebrity: hmmm... this is a tuffy, probably Boa

What will you do when zombies crawl up the anchor line or get onto the boat somehow? Yeah, you'll need a weapon.

 

[Kaido]

Weapon: Taser

Car: Delorean (knock Zombies out with the flip action)

Celebrity: Jack Bauer (do you even have to ask?)

 

[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: Kaido
Weapon: Taser

Car: Flying Delorean (knock Zombies out with the flip action)

Celebrity: Jack Bauer (do you even have to ask?)

Fixed.

 

[Ticky]

Weapon: AK-47

Vehicle: USS Port Royal

Celebrity: Chester Nimitz (I'm not going to suceed in repopulating the earth with only 1 other person anyway.)

 

[Lurknomore]

Weapon- Jar of long forgotten fermented kimchi.
Car- My dented Camry (damned undocumented illegals!)
Celeb- Vinnie (from Orange County Choppers). He'll fix and seafoam my Camry when it hits 150,000 miles. If not Vin, then Alison Stokke.

 

[Verse914]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: AmdEmAll

Originally posted by: Xanis
Weapon: H&K G36

Vehicle: International MaxxPro

Celebrity: Bruce Willis

That MaxxPro is bad ass! Is the US military getting a bunch of them to replace something?

I have no idea, but that thing is awesome, hence why I picked it.

EDIT: More information here in case you're still deciding on a vehicle for the impending zombie takeover.

wow, I didn't realize how many people knew about the MaxxPro (I work for International)

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Um, from the OP:

Everyone else is dead, or is a zombie

KT

this is ATOT, who cares what the OP says?

lol, QFT

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Jadow
Weapon: Axe (won't run out of ammo)
Car: Armored Bus with super advanced solar panels for power
Celebrity: Kiera Knightly (need some sex in the land of Zombies)

Don't you want someone with a little meat on them?

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Verse914

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: AmdEmAll

Originally posted by: Xanis
Weapon: H&K G36

Vehicle: International MaxxPro

Celebrity: Bruce Willis

That MaxxPro is bad ass! Is the US military getting a bunch of them to replace something?

I have no idea, but that thing is awesome, hence why I picked it.

EDIT: More information here in case you're still deciding on a vehicle for the impending zombie takeover.

wow, I didn't realize how many people knew about the MaxxPro (I work for International)

Do you get employee discount?

 

[SP33Demon]

And here I thought this thread was about White Zombie. /putsglasseson.