Incoming Zombie Invasion - Weapon, car and celebrity of your choice

[skillyho]

W: Lightning Gun from 2k4 (and a lot of ammo)
V: GoodYear Blimp (to safely snipe from...and travel...and provide support for my Celeb)
C: Claire Bennett from Heroes (she can get the grub/fuel and heal if she gets bitten)

 

[Lumathix]

1. weapon - some sort of blade. They don't run out of ammo
2. vehicle - my harley. less gas to have to find in a zombie infested world; Hell we thought finding fuel because of Ike was bad.....
3. celeb - I'd have to say MAX BROOKS, since he obviously knows alot about zombies!

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: ed21x

Originally posted by: Bateluer

Weapon: USS Gerald R Ford
Car: Who fvck would want a car in a zombie invasion? The Ford sports 75 F-35Bs, to hell with a car.
Celebrity: Kate Beckinsdale

you bring up a very good point. however, since you are the only non-zombie person in the world, there would be nobody to fly those f-35s.

I would have a Disney Cruise Ship with a huge garden on it for me to produce vegetables and I'll live off seafood for the rest of my life.

Won't be needing a weapon.

Celebrity: hmmm... this is a tuffy, probably Boa

That's an excellent idea, kinda Waterworld like, but you know you will have to eventually refuel the ship.

 

[Maluno]

Originally posted by: OCNewbie
Zombies don't exist guys

Blasphemer!

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: torpid
Weapon = Biological weapon of some sort - probably mad cow concentrate, to infect brains with
Vehicle = Tesla Roadster. Wouldn't want to have to try to fill gas pump; electrical outlet seems safe.
Celebrity = Gina Carano?

Originally posted by: waggy
was waiting for someone to ask that. i chose her because when we are gettign swamped with Zombies i can push her out. there is enough of her to keep them busy while i get away! maybe even they would die fo food poisening.

Zombies eat brains, not flab. They would only be distracted for about 2 nanoseconds.

If they even detected brains at all. They might just ignore her altogether.

one of the "of dead" movies had them eating the intestians and meat off the people.

so it might slow them down..slightly.

ok but then i change it to stephen hawking. he can't run from them and has a lots of brains!

 

[Maluno]

Originally posted by: BlueAcolyte
Weapon / Vehicle: Armored Command Unit from Supreme Commander (UEF model) Never runs out of fuel, runs on fusion, can build other robots.

Celebrity: Somebody, I don't really care because I'm too busy killing zombies with a statue-of-liberty-sized robot. Maybe Alesia Glidewell.

I will probably switch the world from the zombie apocalypse to the robot apocalypse.

This is an ACU: link It's about 40 meters tall.

500 internal server error.

Would like to see the link.

 

[finite automaton]

Weapon: Vehicle mounted HK GMG automatic grenade launcher
Car: ATF Dingo II with the cargo area packed to the brim with extra ammo
Celebrity: Alison Caroll, who will double as grenade launcher operator and eye candy

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: torpid
Weapon = Biological weapon of some sort - probably mad cow concentrate, to infect brains with
Vehicle = Tesla Roadster. Wouldn't want to have to try to fill gas pump; electrical outlet seems safe.
Celebrity = Gina Carano?

Originally posted by: waggy
was waiting for someone to ask that. i chose her because when we are gettign swamped with Zombies i can push her out. there is enough of her to keep them busy while i get away! maybe even they would die fo food poisening.

Zombies eat brains, not flab. They would only be distracted for about 2 nanoseconds.

If they even detected brains at all. They might just ignore her altogether.

one of the "of dead" movies had them eating the intestians and meat off the people.

so it might slow them down..slightly.

ok but then i change it to stephen hawking. he can't run from them and has a lots of brains!

<robotic voice>Ow...Ow...Ow...

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: ed21x

Originally posted by: Bateluer

Weapon: USS Gerald R Ford
Car: Who fvck would want a car in a zombie invasion? The Ford sports 75 F-35Bs, to hell with a car.
Celebrity: Kate Beckinsdale

you bring up a very good point. however, since you are the only non-zombie person in the world, there would be nobody to fly those f-35s.

I would have a Disney Cruise Ship with a huge garden on it for me to produce vegetables and I'll live off seafood for the rest of my life.

Won't be needing a weapon.

Celebrity: hmmm... this is a tuffy, probably Boa

That's an excellent idea, kinda Waterworld like, but you know you will have to eventually refuel the ship.

Kidda hard to drive a cruiship with only 2 people. A sail ship maybe.

 

[thraashman]

Originally posted by: torpid
Weapon = Biological weapon of some sort - probably mad cow concentrate, to infect brains with
Vehicle = Tesla Roadster. Wouldn't want to have to try to fill gas pump; electrical outlet seems safe.
Celebrity = Gina Carano?

Originally posted by: waggy
was waiting for someone to ask that. i chose her because when we are gettign swamped with Zombies i can push her out. there is enough of her to keep them busy while i get away! maybe even they would die fo food poisening.

Zombies eat brains, not flab. They would only be distracted for about 2 nanoseconds.

Actually the zombies that eat brains and also mumble the word brains were from Return of the Living Dead and the sequels. In all the Romero movies (Night, Dawn, Day) and the remakes of Romero movies, as well as the Resident Evil series, zombies ate flesh of any kind. Same goes for World War Z/Zombie Survival Guide zombies. Most of the mythos has zombies eating flesh.

 

[queenrobot]

Brains are their favorite part perhaps?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Paratus

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Weapon: AA12

Vehicle: Original Hummer, possibly with a truck bed instead of back seats.

Celebrity: Angelina Jolie

This except the AA12 with FRAG12 HE rounds

I'd have to think on the celebrity thing

crap now the AA-12 will be mentioned daily here I think.

 

[TheInternet1980]

Bazooka w/ 30-40 shells. Ford GT. Trent Reznor.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Weapon: Romero-zombies, I'd take a good sword or machete. Super zombies: AA12 or similar automatic shotgun, with a goodly number of spare drums.

Vehicle: M8 greyhound w/functional weapon systems. 6 wheel, all-terrain, amphibious, light armor, similar size to a large SUV, louvered windows, and runs on gas for easy refills. Operational range of 563 km and top speed of 90 km/hr. Comes with .30 and .50 machine guns for chewing through crowds of zombies if I can't just run them over and a 37mm Cannon (handy for removing roadblocks)

Celebrity: Amanda Tapping. Hot blonde, good physical condition, already trained to use automatic weapons.

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Celebrity: Lindsey Lohan

She'd better be along solely as zombie fodder!

 

[silverpig]

Weapon: Chuck Norris
Vehicle: Chuck Norris
Celeb: Chuck Norris

 

[SilthDraeth]

Weapon: Chuck Norris
Vehicle: Nuclear Submarine
Celebrity: Kate Beckinsale (Though honestly, if we are to repopulate the earth, Im gona need a few more women.)

Damn someone else chose my submarine as well. Oh well he chose Meagon Fox, so Kate and I can have our own sub.

 

[skace]

Weapon: Shoulder mounted rocket launcher
Vehicle: Leg mounted rocket launcher
Celebrity: Skace mounted hot chick

 

[Arkaign]

Weapon / Vehicle : Ronald Reagan Nimitz-Class Aircraft Carrier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Ronald_Reagan

Celebrity : Katrina Bowden.

http://www.hotcelebscans.com/d...wden-30Rock02hd-DL.jpg

 

[lokiju]

Weapon: Lobo

Car: Unimog

Celebrity: Les Stroud

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete
Weapon: Billy Goat

Vehicle: Mini (the woman love them...especially with a Billy Goat inside)

Celebrity: Michael Jackson...they'll just think we're more zombies...

:laugh:

 

[racolvin]

You guys have it all wrong .. ... you're concentrating on being there with the zombies and somehow fighting them .. no thanx

Weapon: Genesis Torpedo (Star Trek 2) (fire once, remake the planet - no fighting zombies in the streets)
Vehicle: Defiant Class starship (ST: DS9)
Celebrity: Hayden Panetteire (sp?) - whatever, the cheerleader chick from Heroes

 

[alkemyst]

Vehicle: Bus
Weapon: ATOTers
Celebrity: Monica Belluci

as a zombie approaches I'd just throw one or two ATOT'er out the door.

 

[SpanishFry]

Weapon : Shotty
Vehicle : the one you don't have
Celebrity : whichever starlet had the least-sharp knees

 

[skyking]

I dunno about the weapon or car, but I'm picking Joe Pesci for the celeb.
Carlin said he looks like a guy who can get things done.:thumbsup:
RIP George

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: SpanishFry
Celebrity : whichever starlet had the least-sharp knees

If you keep her on them long enough, even the sharpest knees get smoothed out over time.