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Marshallj

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He's saying something... there's no translator yet but you know it's something ludicrous.
 

Marshallj

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It was on Fox a few minutes ago, but they cut him off because they didn't have a translator. They said once they re-cue the tape and get a translator they'll replay the conference.
 

Marshallj

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LOL

When a British reporter asked him about the US tanks and Apache helicopters that were coming into the area, the minister said that "they're coming to surrender".

Right.
 

Rogue

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Is this guy just an Iraqi comedian that is doing this in the absence of leadership? I mean, c'mon, there is no way that this guy can possibly make these statements and a) belive that they are true or b) think that the citizens of Iraq are that dumb.
 

BlackSoul

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HAHAHAHA that guy is too much!

My favorite was when he said that the US was taking it's helicopters and hovering over mosques to "vibrate" them apart.

Here is a good cartoon.
 

Alistar7

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Can't we keep him? We could put him out a TV show with Rush Limbaugh and (pick a) Kennedy, he can act as the translator......
 

Rogue

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You know, actually, he reminds me of someone that David Letterman would have on the show as a regular.
 

Mrburns2007

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Originally posted by: Marshallj
LOL

When a British reporter asked him about the US tanks and Apache helicopters that were coming into the area, the minister said that "they're coming to surrender".

Right.

LMAO.....Maybe a whole division will come and surrender to him personally.
 

MadRat

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I can see it now, the moment they come into the Information Ministry building to haul off that little bastard that silly song "Their coming to take me away! (oh my)" will be blaring on the loud speakers.
 

T2T III

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Are you sure this isn't the taped version of the Iraqi information minister talking??

 

bjc112

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Originally posted by: Marshallj
LOL

When a British reporter asked him about the US tanks and Apache helicopters that were coming into the area, the minister said that "they're coming to surrender".

Right.

Hehe...

Coming to surrender... :Q
 

rudder

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Originally posted by: Marshallj
He's saying something... there's no translator yet but you know it's something ludicrous.

why the marines have't pimped slapped this guy yet, I'll never know. He lost touch with reality some time ago.
 

csiro

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Let's fire Ari Fleisher and hire this guy! No more bad news ever again...
 

CinderElmo

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The only explanation for this guy is that his family is being held at gunpoint...and the first negative word that comes out of his mouth = death for his relatives.

The saddest part is that the Arab street actually believes him
 
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Regardless --- this guy is hilarious. I am sure someone will hire him to work in politics, a law office or better yet --- the UN after all this is over.
 

exp

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I am sure someone will hire him to work in politics, a law office or better yet --- the UN after all this is over
LOL...good call! This guy is definitely UN Secretary-General material. Just imagine his first press conference...

Reporter: What about the recent massacre of 866 villagers in the Congo? Didn't the UN peace-keeping mission there fail in its efforts to protect them?

Sec-Gen Al-Shaf: Come now, I assure you those people are not dead...they're just sleeping.

 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: exp
I am sure someone will hire him to work in politics, a law office or better yet --- the UN after all this is over
LOL...good call! This guy is definitely UN Secretary-General material. Just imagine his first press conference...

Reporter: What about the recent massacre of 866 villagers in the Congo? Didn't the UN peace-keeping mission there fail in its efforts to protect them?

Sec-Gen Al-Shaf: Come now, I assure you those people are not dead...they're just sleeping.
It's just a flesh wound

 

bentwookie

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Originally posted by: Marshallj
LOL

When a British reporter asked him about the US tanks and Apache helicopters that were coming into the area, the minister said that "they're coming to surrender".

Right.

this guy is a classic...a classic dead jester walking.
 
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