Installing a Husband 1.0 OS

[GrumpyMan]

My apologies if this is a repost, thought it was funny.



INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, then try downloading Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program which will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0, as it runs a virus in the background which will eventually seize control of all your system resources.

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

 

[BassBomb]

0/10

 

[Saga]

No. It's not a repost. I assure you that a parody dating back to the time of DOS prompts as a medium of primary operating systems is definitely new, unique, and refreshing.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: Saga
No. It's not a repost. I assure you that a parody dating back to the time of DOS prompts as a medium of primary operating systems is definitely new, unique, and refreshing.

Funnier than the OP itself.

 

[Billyzeke]

Not bad

 

[DarrelSPowers]

I never read this before and laughed upon reading.

Thank you sir.

 

[BoomerD]

I can only presume that Oldsmoboat's 2nd law applies.

This thing is so old that it was found in cave drawings somewhere in Silicon Valley...

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

This joke was ancient when this world was young.

 

[SunnyD]

Older than the internet itself - however this one was obviously updated to include a partial internet reference. I give it a 0.000023/10.

 

[Fritzo]

Haha...because husbands and stupid and lazy.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Haha...because husbands and stupid and lazy.

Now come on...just because YOUR husband is stupid and lazy doesn't mean ALL husbands are...you racist prick!

 

[GrumpyMan]

Old huh? Never read it before. And here I was worried that most of the kids here have never had a woman, much less being married, so they wouldn't understand it. lol....

 

[satyajitmenon]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: Saga
No. It's not a repost. I assure you that a parody dating back to the time of DOS prompts as a medium of primary operating systems is definitely new, unique, and refreshing.

Funnier than the OP itself.

This.