Internet 1 - My Mom 0

[Fritzo]

My mom just called me in horror asking if there was any way I can filter that "sex crap" from her Internet. I thought she caught dad checkin' out boobies or something, but it turns out she was looking for recipies and decided to Google "creampie".....and then hit "I feel lucky".

A nice Wikipedia article came up. I took at look at it and it's very informative (with drawings and everything)

Poor mom...I seriously think she's traumatized.

 

[guyver01]

tell her to find a 4yr old and they can help.

either that.. or safe search = on

 

[Fritzo]

tell her to find a 4yr old and they can help.

either that.. or safe search = on

That's just it---safe search is on. If you search for something that is overwhelmingly considered explicit the filters go out the window.

 

[Matthiasa]

Lol at the search.

 

[guyver01]

That's just it---safe search is on. If you search for something that is overwhelmingly considered explicit the filters go out the window.

content advisor?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Hahaha oh man that's awesome. Reminds me of Marge Simpson's girl's club:
"I Googled 'girls having fun' and after clicking through 4,000 pages of porn I found this!"

 

[El Guaraguao]

pics of mom?

edit - preferably in a terrorized state

 

[Matthiasa]

Google stops at like page 40 though.

 

[guyver01]

pics of mom?

edit - preferably in a terrorized state

6 posts to get this?

:hmm:

 

[DaTT]

My uncle did something similar when he tried to google image a picture of a snowball....

 

[Ruptga]

Wait, your mom and dad are both alive? And here I thought you were eighty or something

 

[Jeff7]

Just tell her to visit Urbandictionary, memorize every word there, and mentally blacklist them.

Bonus points if she has enough words leftover to communicate coherently afterward.

 

[Matthiasa]

More like just check there first, if it shows up, don't search it.

 

[coldmeat]

now tell her to search "thats not sexy" and hit im feeling lucky

 

[MAKENITO]

Hilarious!

 

[pontifex]

uh, i googled creampie and the wiki says sex act in the title...

Creampie (sexual act) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

and she still clicked it?????????????

 

[HamburgerBoy]

uh, i googled creampie and the wiki says sex act in the title...

Creampie (sexual act) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

and she still clicked it?????????????

EDIT: Fuck, the url changed. nvm. I typed creampie into LMGTFY with Feeling Lucky enabled for you, but LMGTFY's top result is an actual porn website. The idea is the same, though.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

uh, i googled creampie and the wiki says sex act in the title...

Creampie (sexual act) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

and she still clicked it?????????????

RTFOP, she clicked "I'm feeling lucky".

 

[Matthiasa]

Well, that's not what it gives anymore.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

LOL from the Wikipedia talk page:

It is requested that an image or photograph be included in this article to improve its quality.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Heh the picture on Wikipedia is called "cumfart01.svg" :\

 

[gaidensensei]

Wait till your mom finds out your username and goooogles you.. to find this page :twisted:

 

[silverpig]

Hopefully she and her girlfriend don't ever have a situation involving 1 cup and decide to google a solution.

 

[eLiu]

What's so bad about creampies?

I mean, she's received at least one in her life time...

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Your mom is a perv. She's just trying to cover up her tracks before your dad comes home.