Internet 1 - My Mom 0

[dawp]

now tell her to search "thats not sexy" and hit im feeling lucky

I'm rofl over those images.

 

[Ruptga]

??? I'm only 39, and my parents are only in their mid-60s.

Hmm, must be your avatar or something :hmm:

 

[sandorski]

Hmm, must be your avatar or something :hmm:

The Continental?

 

[Ruptga]

The Continental?

Martini Bar?

No, it's from SNL...

 

[SunSamurai]

Would you like some....cham pan ya????

 

[Fritzo]

Would you like some....cham pan ya????

Do you like my painting? I got it from Target. OH WAIT!!!! NONONO!!! I WOULD NEVER SLIP YOU MICKEY!!!!

 

[V00DOO]

This gives me an idea for a good excuse.

 

[WHAMPOM]

My mom just called me in horror asking if there was any way I can filter that "sex crap" from her Internet. I thought she caught dad checkin' out boobies or something, but it turns out she was looking for recipies and decided to Google "creampie".....and then hit "I feel lucky".

A nice Wikipedia article came up. I took at look at it and it's very informative (with drawings and everything)

Poor mom...I seriously think she's traumatized.

For a recipe google cream pie not creampie. Jeeeezze!!! Hmmm? Call her and say her Google has been influenced by previous PORN searches.

 

[rasczak]

my mom just called me in horror asking if there was any way i can filter that "sex crap" from her internet. I thought she caught dad checkin' out boobies or something, but it turns out she was looking for recipies and decided to google "creampie".....and then hit "i feel lucky".

A nice wikipedia article came up. I took at look at it and it's very informative (with drawings and everything) :d

poor mom...i seriously think she's traumatized.

lmao!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SphinxnihpS]

I call shens. Nobody clicks, I'm feeling lucky.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

What's so bad about creampies?

I mean, she's received at least one in her life time...

Is it bad that I find this funny?

 

[OCGuy]

We all started as a cream pie. True story.

 

[Nik]

My uncle did something similar when he tried to google image a picture of a snowball....

hahahahahahaha

 

[OCGuy]

You should have seen my grandfather after looking for a water-damaged brass instrument.

True story.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

You should have seen my grandfather after looking for a water-damaged brass instrument.

True story.

Or a steamship from a large city in Ohio? :sneaky:

 

[shortylickens]

You should have seen my grandfather after looking for a water-damaged brass instrument.

True story.

wet trumpet?

 

[OCGuy]

wet trumpet?

Close. Corroded saxophone.

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[aigomorla]

ROFL..

Last night i had an arguement with my mom on blue ray.

LOL... she swears to laser disk, i told her its first generation optical medium she's showing me.

Then i tell her about blue ray, and 120hz, she gives me a lost look.
So i bring down my HTPC, hook it up to our TV, which is btw 120hz, and show it to her.

Her jaws just dropped and went OMG.. how come the tv isnt normally like this.
I told her because theres a 800 dollar HTPC connected to it right now.

LOL....

Blue ray 1 - Laser disk /w mom as cheerleader 0.

 

[Red Squirrel]

LOL that is funny. Who would have thought that would even bring up porn content lol.

Of course, as curious as I am, I just went to try it.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Close. Corroded saxophone.

I always thought it was a trombone.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

LOL that is funny. Who would have thought that would even bring up porn content lol.

Of course, as curious as I am, I just went to try it.

You've never heard of a creampie? I think they're pretty gross but I've come across them dozens of times in my regular porn viewing.

 

[Fritzo]

You've never heard of a creampie? I think they're pretty gross but I've come across them dozens of times in my regular porn viewing.

Then you're not doing in right.....

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Then you're not doing in right.....

Link

 

[0roo0roo]

lol at the illustration