Internet Urinal only $4.99 !

[thedealmaker]

Finally, Your Own Personal IP Space !!

Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber-dating - the internet is such an addictive and time-consuming force, who's got time to go? With the Internet Urinal, you'll never have to leave your computer again. Imagine the freedom - destroy your opponents in that all imporant Quake 3 clan match without taking a break; drink as many cans of BAWLS as you want and still be able to make that last important trade before the market closes. Each urinal is made with hard plastic and comes with a handy female adapter. Holds 32 oz. of liquid (same as a Big Gulp!).

You may be laughing now, but when the moment comes and you don't have one of these the joke is going to be on you! Great gift for those who can't hold their own. Perfect for LAN Parties.

Click here for detail.

 

[anandtechrocks]

...uh

"Perfect for LAN Parties"

Gross, what kind of person would bust out and start pissing inside this thing during a LAN party. Imagine how bad it must smell...

 

[mikeford]

Doh, all serious gamers wear depends.

 

[SynthDude2001]

:laugh:

I don't even know how to respond to this.

 

[Perknose]

Nice, but where's the mints?

 

[percboy]

same as a Big Gulp

Garbage in, garbage out!!

 

[imported_Condor]

We had a director of the Economics office in the Embassy in Ottawa when I was the System Manager. He was very arrogant and insisted that he needed a laser printer in his office when a laser printer was a cool 5G's and served up to eight users. His justification was that it took him valuable time to walk the 15 feet from his desk to the printer in the hallway and that was a waste of taxpayer money, his pay grade being sooo high. My Canadian staffer installed one for him when I was out for a week, under intense bureaucratic pressure. When I returned, I removed it and put it back into the hallway outside his door. He was going to raise a little he!! with me at the next country team meeting for my action. I was prepared. I had purchased one of these puppies (hospital version) at an auction for nothing and had put his name on it in gold Pilot pen. When he started his spiel to the Ambo about what a jerk I was, I stood up and presented him with the urinal so that his very important and expensive time wouldn't be wasted in going to the bathroom. Never got promoted after that!

 

[qbackin]

Originally posted by: anandtechrocks
...uh

"Perfect for LAN Parties"

Gross, what kind of person would bust out and start pissing inside this thing during a LAN party. Imagine how bad it must smell...

 

[grimmgrinn]

Originally posted by: Condor
We had a director of the Economics office in the Embassy in Ottawa when I was the System Manager. He was very arrogant and insisted that he needed a laser printer in his office when a laser printer was a cool 5G's and served up to eight users. His justification was that it took him valuable time to walk the 15 feet from his desk to the printer in the hallway and that was a waste of taxpayer money, his pay grade being sooo high. My Canadian staffer installed one for him when I was out for a week, under intense bureaucratic pressure. When I returned, I removed it and put it back into the hallway outside his door. He was going to raise a little he!! with me at the next country team meeting for my action. I was prepared. I had purchased one of these puppies (hospital version) at an auction for nothing and had put his name on it in gold Pilot pen. When he started his spiel to the Ambo about what a jerk I was, I stood up and presented him with the urinal so that his very important and expensive time wouldn't be wasted in going to the bathroom. Never got promoted after that!

Dude, you are hardcore! Nice one.

 

[Ze]

Originally posted by: Condor
We had a director of the Economics office in the Embassy in Ottawa when I was the System Manager. He was very arrogant and insisted that he needed a laser printer in his office when a laser printer was a cool 5G's and served up to eight users. His justification was that it took him valuable time to walk the 15 feet from his desk to the printer in the hallway and that was a waste of taxpayer money, his pay grade being sooo high. My Canadian staffer installed one for him when I was out for a week, under intense bureaucratic pressure. When I returned, I removed it and put it back into the hallway outside his door. He was going to raise a little he!! with me at the next country team meeting for my action. I was prepared. I had purchased one of these puppies (hospital version) at an auction for nothing and had put his name on it in gold Pilot pen. When he started his spiel to the Ambo about what a jerk I was, I stood up and presented him with the urinal so that his very important and expensive time wouldn't be wasted in going to the bathroom. Never got promoted after that!

LOL, almost choked on a Jolly Rancher reading that.

 

[RideFree]

Originally posted by: thedealmaker
Finally, Your Own Personal IP Space !!

Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber-dating - the internet is such an addictive and time-consuming force, who's got time to go? With the Internet Urinal, you'll never have to leave your computer again. Imagine the freedom - destroy your opponents in that all imporant Quake 3 clan match without taking a break; drink as many cans of BAWLS as you want and still be able to make that last important trade before the market closes. Each urinal is made with hard plastic and comes with a handy female adapter. Holds 32 oz. of liquid (same as a Big Gulp!).

You may be laughing now, but when the moment comes and you don't have one of these the joke is going to be on you! Great gift for those who can't hold their own. Perfect for LAN Parties.

Click here for detail.

Shouldn't the title for this thread have been something about Peter Pan?

 

[Scarpozzi]

I'm a slob, so I usually just keep all my empty beer bottles at my desk....kind of a waste of money for me to buy this.

 

[snowdogg187]

I will buy a few of these, one for the car, one for work and one just for fun.

I will save the cash as I will not need a toilet!!

Thanks!

 

[kindest]

Originally posted by: snowdogg187
I will buy a few of these, one for the car, one for work and one just for fun.

I will save the cash as I will not need a toilet!!

Thanks!

you lose money by going to the bathroom?
:beer:

 

[ppaik]

Originally posted by: kindest

Originally posted by: snowdogg187
I will buy a few of these, one for the car, one for work and one just for fun.

I will save the cash as I will not need a toilet!!

Thanks!

you lose money by going to the bathroom?
:beer:

I think he wants to ebay his toliet. So he can make $$$.

 

[svidanag]

I'm a slob, so I usually just keep all my empty beer bottles at my desk....kind of a waste of money for me to buy this.

You fit in a beer bottle? Sorry man...

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: svidanag

I'm a slob, so I usually just keep all my empty beer bottles at my desk....kind of a waste of money for me to buy this.

nm

 

[modedepe]

Originally posted by: Condor
We had a director of the Economics office in the Embassy in Ottawa when I was the System Manager. He was very arrogant and insisted that he needed a laser printer in his office when a laser printer was a cool 5G's and served up to eight users. His justification was that it took him valuable time to walk the 15 feet from his desk to the printer in the hallway and that was a waste of taxpayer money, his pay grade being sooo high. My Canadian staffer installed one for him when I was out for a week, under intense bureaucratic pressure. When I returned, I removed it and put it back into the hallway outside his door. He was going to raise a little he!! with me at the next country team meeting for my action. I was prepared. I had purchased one of these puppies (hospital version) at an auction for nothing and had put his name on it in gold Pilot pen. When he started his spiel to the Ambo about what a jerk I was, I stood up and presented him with the urinal so that his very important and expensive time wouldn't be wasted in going to the bathroom. Never got promoted after that!

That is too funny. :beer:

 

[dude8604]

Cheapest one on Froogle - $0.81

 

[VirtualLarry]

Dude, save money, buy a 32oz wide-mouth bottle of Gatorade, use that when you're done.

PS. This actually could be useful, if you're stuck in traffic in Boston or something. Although Boston is a fairly "clean" city compared to most others, it has a curious problem - there are very few publically-accessable toilets. Most gas stations, and donut shops, unlike the exact same franchise-chain stores located 30 min. outside of Boston, do not have public restroom facilities. It's really nearly unbelievable. I can only assume that it is due to the higher real-estate costs in the city, so they cut out the sq. ft. of floorspaces needed for public bathrooms when they architect the stores for Boston. About the only places that do are: police stations (not a wise move, if you've been out drinking), or larger 24-hour grocery stores (Super Stop&Shop usually has one), posh hotels (good luck getting past the doorman if you don't look like you belong there), or, as one restroom-less gas-station attendant suggested once when I inquired if they had public restrooms - "Hey, just go behind the dumpster over there." Whoa. Hey, I'm not a hobo, I'm a "tourist" with a car. But I gotta go!!!

Pee-Ess. When I read the title at first, I thought that somehow I would be able to "go over the internet". Sure gives new meaning to things like "Web Services" and "SOAP", doesn't it? (Hey, at least they use SOAP.)

 

[imported_KirbsAw]

It says "Send us your action shots" ewwwwww

 

[mscdex0]

Yeah, I wonder if anyone is brave enough to post a action shot for this thing on thinkgeek. :Q

 

[mscdex0]

1. Purchase OEM Internet Urinals from China/Japan on the cheap
2. Distribute said internet urinals to lan parties/stores across the country
3. ???
4. Profit

 

[saxophonoia]

"Great gift for those who can't hold their own."

LMAO

 

[intogamer]

:laugh: