After Iran announced that it was releasing the 15 British sailors unharmed - without the need for any bombing campaigns, invasions, or new wars - this is what Tony Blair said, according to
BBC
Prime Minister Tony Blair said Britain's approach to the crisis had been "firm but calm - not negotiating but not confronting either".
He did not thank or address the Iranian president, but said to the Iranian people: "We bear you no ill will. On the contrary, we respect Iran as an ancient civilisation, as a nation with a proud and dignified history.
"The disagreements we have with your government we wish to resolve peacefully through dialogue. I hope - as I've always hoped - that in the future we are able to do so."
BushCo. warmongers were, of course, furious that Britain did not take this opportunity finally to start the Glorious and Inevitable War against Iran.
But last week, Newt Gingrich - the true dream candidate of Bush- supporting "conservatives", visited with Hugh Hewitt and shared his plans for what he would have done about this Britain-Iran situation had he been president.
This is the course of action Gingrich outlined:
HH: Now let's get to the first major issue of the day, which is Iran. Mr. Speaker, if the United Kingdom feels obliged to use force, if diplomacy fails to get their people back, will you applaud?
NG: I think there are two very simple steps that should be taken. The first is to use a covert operation, or a special forces operation to knock out the only gasoline producing refinery in Iran. There's only one. And the second is to simply intercede by Naval force, and block any tankers from bringing gasoline to Iran --
HH: Would you do, would you urge them --
NG: And say to the Iranians, you know, you can keep the sailors as long as you want, but in about 30 days, everybody in your country will be walking.
HH: So how long would you give them, to give them that ultimatum, the Iranians?
NG: I would literally do that. I would say to them, I would right now say to them privately, within the next week, your refinery will no longer work. And within the following week, there will be no tankers arriving. Now if you would like to avoid being humiliated publicly, we recommend you calmly and quietly give them back now. But frankly, if you'd prefer to show the planet that you're tiny and we're not, we're prepared to simply cut off your economy, and allow you to go back to walking and using oxen to pull carts, because you will have no gasoline left.
HH: I agree with that 100%.
Newt's plan - threatening Iran with war, naval blockades, destroying their gas refinery and their economy, forcing their citizens to "use oxen to pull carts" - would have been so much better than Blair's wimpy, appeasing approach. After all, what it's all about - everything - is, as Newt put it: we must "show the planet that you're tiny and we're not."
Newt's batting 1.000 this week. He called Spanish the "language of the ghetto" this week.
Surely we could send Newt & Co. over to Iran "300" style to parade around in leather shorts, bare-chested, and with swords, and the Iranians will surrender.
The most disgusting thing I find about Newt's conversation is that he has no consideration for the safe return of the soldiers. All he cares about is how tough he is.
Newt, all you've done is show the planet that you're the tiny little dog straining at the leash, yipping your little head off at the German Shepherd, knowing that you'll never have to back your words up with deeds of your own. That's what all those kids who grew up speaking ghetto languages are for.
All of you laughable "tough" guy chickenhawks are wracked with achingly obvious self-esteem problems.
I mean, our brethren in the Middle East have responded so well to threats and public belittlement in the past, we should just keep on doing it, right?
Violence and intimidation first, indeed. This is what passes for statesmanship with these people?
Why Engage in Dialogue?
When dialogue humanizes the enemy?
If you don't display the enemies face, then the enemy can always be the enemy. You need not negotiate with a faceless, nameless, adversary. Until now, that worked with GWOT because the enemy was every face, and every name (even Americans). But now, when we're toe to toe with a nation. A real nation, a nation that has considerable influence, to engage in dialogue is to humanize them. And that, BushCo. can never do. To them, you're only human if you worship Christ and sing God Bless America every time you pass a flag.
I switched from CNN to the BBC and back again and actually sat through Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's speech yesterday, and for a minute or two nobody seemed to notice at the end when he said the soldiers would be freed as a "gift to the British people."
Even CNN's chief international correspondent Christiane Amanpour seemed totally taken aback, blinking for a few moments with astonishment, or should I say cognitive dissonance. But she quickly regained her professional aplomb and soon the wires were humming.
Now as I watched this unfold, I fully understood this was grand political theater on a stupendous scale.
THIS is how we're dealing with a "crisis," Ahmadinejad said. This is how civilized and clever and imaginative people do things.
Propaganda, yes, of course. He has his agenda. But by God neither he nor Tony Blair were rattling sabers, nor were bombs falling, nor were people bleeding and dying in the streets.
I felt a great, overwhelming sadness for the absolute catastrophe Bush and Cheney and Rove unleashed with their cynical lies, and it was sickening watching Bush at his flared-nostril presser continue to lie while timid - shall I say flaccid? - reporters copied down his lies and turned them into "news" stories.
All this seems to come down to some twisted form of penis envy. Occam's Razor. It's nothing complicated, just profoundly pathological. BTW, perhaps the most bizarre image of the day was Cheney lurking, scowling in the bushes as the president recited Rove's scripted lies to the press corps. Truly BAD fiction