Originally posted by: Mike7
I hope the Joker = the Iraqi Information Minister! That guy is ridiculous!
The Joker is NOT the Iraqi Information Minister. Frankly, your hope is absurd and insulting. The deck does not contain any Jokers, and to whatever extent some Jokers may be trying to gain entry to some of the decks, they are being caught and torn up long before reaching the deck. The Jokers will be utterly destroyed very shortly, of this I feel certain. Allah is great.
Get off this board, Mohammed! Quickly before Allah sees you and fries you (or tears you in pieces) for sins including but not limited to:
-using the Internet (disgusting invention of infidels)
-taking infidel name (Mike7)
-expressing yourself freely,
-engaging in a demagogue fight instead of joining real jihad - martyr brigades,
-not beating your wife 6 times a day,
-not having been already dead helping muslims in Spain and Philippines protect Muslim motherland from spanish and philipino invaders,
-reading stuff other than Quran (do you think that Allah would forget to include something important in Quran? Evvvverything is there.)
-being adulterated by western inventions (probably thousands of them)
Well, maybe there's still enough time to escape because right now Allah has got a lot to do: fry USA, fry Israel, help Iran and Pakistan (and others) with A-bomb development, and only then punish muslims who indulge themselves. So, Good Luck!