Is Angelina Jolie dead?

[techs]

Salt bombed. Now she is "in" some animated movie Kung Fu Panda.

Is her career moving into the Sharon Stone I used to be a hot babe actress mode?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

stupid post.

stupider thread title.

 

[highland145]

Posting in a techs thread, today. Not wise.

 

[her209]

She's in a new movie with Johnny Depp.

 

[zinfamous]

I may be bleeding retard right now...but I was under the impression that Kung Fu Panda is at least 3 years old?

and it was quite successful.

:hmm:

 

[SN4p]

She is in a new movie with Johnny Depp. So I think she's doin alright.

 

[Fritzo]

I may be bleeding retard right now...but I was under the impression that Kung Fu Panda is at least 3 years old?

and it was quite successful.

:hmm:

Yeah...it was quite awesome.

 

[TechBoyJK]

I thought Salt was a pretty good flick.

 

[SunnyD]

Is her career moving into the Sharon Stone I used to be a hot babe actress mode?

Wha? Unlike Sharon Stone, Jolie was never "hot". She just had big tits and a small third-world country liposuction-ed into her lips. Definitely not "hot".

 

[Alone]

She's gearing up for a new Kung Fu Panda movie, the sequel to a very successful animated film. Not bad, in my opinion.

Also, she just completed another movie, AFTER Salt.

 

[Homerboy]

I may be bleeding retard right now...but I was under the impression that Kung Fu Panda is at least 3 years old?

and it was quite successful.

:hmm:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1702433/

Christmas Special (My kids are looking forward to it)
I'm actually COMPLETELY amazed they got the actual original voice actors.

 

[Alone]

Oh, and Salt didn't tank. It's got a 6.5 on IMDb and it was a financial success (profit 200mil)

 

[CVSiN]

Wha? Unlike Sharon Stone, Jolie was never "hot". She just had big tits and a small third-world country liposuction-ed into her lips. Definitely not "hot".

After this I can never accept anything you say as true again..
Angelina defines hot..
Stone defines trampy slut.

 

[SunnyD]

After this I can never accept anything you say as true again..
Angelina defines hot..
Stone defines trampy slut.

Don't get me wrong, Sharon Stone wasn't overly hot either, and age has most definitely not been kind to her.

Angelina most definitely does not define hot. She does define slutty homewrecking whore though.

 

[zinfamous]

Wha? Unlike Sharon Stone, Jolie was never "hot". She just had big tits and a small third-world country liposuction-ed into her lips. Definitely not "hot".

you people are just all kinds of crazy.

 

[SunnyD]

you people are just all kinds of crazy.

Who you calling 'you people'?

 

[IcePickFreak]

I read Salt did really well on the world market. I didn't think it was too bad. And really I'm sure she could never work another day in her life and do it like a Queen with the money she's amassed.

Fortunately for the OP, you can't be a "has been" if you never "was."

 

[Perknose]

Angelina Jolie may be scary-crazy, but she is most definitely hot. And, unlike most of the other applied-pout-masters out there, I believe she got her lips the old fashioned way -- going down on donkeys!

 

[Ns1]

Salt
Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $118,311,368 40.3%
+ Foreign: $175,017,705 59.7%
= Worldwide: $293,329,073


Damn, what a bomb.

 

[SunnyD]

Angelina Jolie may be scary-crazy, but she is most definitely hot. And, unlike most of the other applied-pout-masters out there, I believe she got her lips the old fashioned way -- going down on donkeys!

Damn man... right as I was taking a drink too! ^_^

For clarification: I do think Jolie can be classified as "attractive". I simply don't find her "hot".

 

[Homerboy]

Damn man... right as I was taking a drink too! ^_^

For clarification: I do think Jolie can be classified as "attractive". I simply don't find her "hot".

You're just jealous she been bangin' Brad Pitt aren't you?

 

[ViviTheMage]

iono, I kind of liked salt ... it's the next 'bourne' series, but with a chick, LOL.

 

[SunnyD]

You're just jealous she been bangin' Brad Pitt aren't you?

Yes.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Who you calling 'you people'?

He means you stupid people.

Also, I just don't buy a 90 lb woman beating the shit out of people with her stick arms.

 

[Alone]

iono, I kind of liked salt ... it's the next 'bourne' series, but with a chick, LOL.

Wasn't it supposed to be Tom Cruise in Salt?