Is bigfoot at risk of contracting the ebola virus?

[pete6032]

Serious question guys. Could he contract the ebola virus and then go die somewhere in the woods with no one ever discovering him?

 

[ElFenix]

we need to get top men right on this pressing question.

 

[zinfamous]

we need to get top men right on this pressing question.

Who? What men?

 

[Jaepheth]

Only if it plays volleyball

 

[nehalem256]

Ebola is in Africa.

Bigfoot lives in North America.

Doesn't seem like a likely problem to me.

 

[pete6032]

Who? What men?

Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise.

 

[DesiPower]

 

[Ruptga]

Only if it plays volleyball

Unless it dies in a plane crash, sure.

 

[MTDEW]

Bigfoot is a ghost.
And obviously ghosts can't catch a virus.

 

[Gibsons]

You'd need a fuzzy, out of focus virus.

 

[Scotteq]

Unpossibul - Bigfoot semen is the cure for Ebola.

 

[Scotteq]

Bigfoot is a ghost.
And obviously ghosts can't catch a virus.

Heh - Ancient Aliens assert Bigfoot may actually be a space alien messenger tasked with collecting samples and keeping an eye on mankind...

 

[pete6032]

Unpossibul - Bigfoot semen is the cure for Ebola.

We must find him then. I was afraid it would come down to this...

 

[EliteRetard]

Serious question guys. Could he contract the ebola virus and then go die somewhere in the woods with no one ever discovering him?

Nope, I'm immune to everything.

 

[PlanetJosh]

I thought there was a Bigfoot in every country. So from reading the thread I guess he's only in na.

 

[biostud]

There's a yeti in Himalaya.

 

[Jeffg010]

I thought there was a Bigfoot in every country. So from reading the thread I guess he's only in na.

The show finding bigfoot went to AU and some guy claimed to have one looking in his window and his sheep and goats like 5 or 6 were skinned and hanging from a tree.

 

[pete6032]

The show finding bigfoot went to AU and some guy claimed to have one looking in his window and his sheep and goats like 5 or 6 were skinned and hanging from a tree.

I wouldn't go near those goats they could have Ebola.

 

[Scotteq]

Unpossibul - Bigfoot semen is the cure for Ebola.

We must find him then. I was afraid it would come down to this...

Yeah....


... But a Suppository that big?!?!

 

[CZroe]

The show finding bigfoot went to AU and some guy claimed to have one looking in his window and his sheep and goats like 5 or 6 were skinned and hanging from a tree.

Bigfeet only have a taste for skin and they have a ritual about hanging their prey so that humans don't find skinned deer and such in their natural environment. Because they were ultimately found, it clearly doesn't work as well on an AU farm. Derpyfoot must be afoot.