Is my new coworker gay?

[brainhulk]

evidence

1)he talks with a gay accent

2)he bakes muffins and cupcakes for the department once a month

3)someone opened up a new bottle of metformin and commented how nasty it smelled, he replied, "oh my gawd, yeah...that stuff smells like semen!"

nobody has went up to him and asked him yet, but he has never mention boyfriend, girlfriend or anything pertaining to his relationships

 

[Cookie]

Ask him out.

 

[highland145]

Brain wants to tap dat .......

 

[waggy]

so brain has a crush!? woooo!

this should be in love and relationships..

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Mods. Move this to l&r

 

[Platypus]

why do you care?

ps what's a gay accent?

 

[highland145]

..

 

[Jeeebus]

Ask him if he'd like to put his schnitzel in your mouth. If he agrees, call him on his bluff and do it. You won't truly know if he's just joking with you until he finishes though.

 

[highland145]

Ask him if he'd like to put his schnitzel in your mouth. If he agrees, call him on his bluff and do it. You won't truly know if he's just joking with you until he finishes though.

You signing up for the python hunt?
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/12/0...ewide-python-hunting-contest/?test=latestnews

 

[ch33zw1z]

nobody has went up to him and asked him yet, but he has never mention boyfriend, girlfriend or anything pertaining to his relationships

Duh, that's out of line at work. You have enough free time at work to worry about this shit? Damn...

 

[Jeeebus]

You signing up for the python hunt?
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/12/0...ewide-python-hunting-contest/?test=latestnews

Is that some kind of code for you asking me on a date? If so... fo shure!

 

[brainhulk]

why do you care?

ps what's a gay accent?

I don't care at all, he's a cool guy that gets along well with everybody. I just wanted to know what everybody else thinks

He does invade my personal space sometimes, but whatevers...

 

[highland145]

Is that some kind of code for you asking me on a date? If so... fo shure!

Better not tell our wives.

Nah, brain's secret penor snake crush reminded me of the story.

 

[Platypus]

I don't care at all, he's a cool guy that gets along well with everybody. I just wanted to know what everybody else thinks

He does invade my personal space sometimes, but whatevers...

You cared enough to post a thread listing very stereotypical things as 'evidence' (your words) on a message board known for its complete lack of empathy towards homosexuality or minorities of any kind for that matter. If he's a cool guy you wouldn't be posting 'evidence' trying to paint him into a corner. Who fucking cares what he does outside of work? This is the thread equivalent of a sewing circle gossiping about the new girl. If you want to know so badly just ask him instead of opening up a platform for people to make jokes at the expense of someone else's life.

 

[sjwaste]

Dude brings in delicious baked goods and you're posting threads on the internet trying to determine his sexuality? Your priorities are all off. Sounds like a good guy to have in the office.

 

[bigrash]

He does invade my personal space sometimes, but whatevers...

But do you enjoy it when he invades you like that?

 

[alkemyst]

if you want to fuck him brain, ask him out. Most straight guys shouldn't get offended if they aren't gay and if he is, problem solved.

 

[ch33zw1z]

if you want to fuck him brain, ask him out.

voice of experience weighing in?

 

[Ausm]

Why would it matter?

 

[alkemyst]

voice of experience weighing in?

Yes, it works the same way with chicks.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Yes, it works the same way with chicks.

Great, so you've tested both sides out. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[alkemyst]

Great, so you've tested both sides out. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

no sorry I have not tried with a guy yet. You will have to find another member for your team.

 

[pontifex]

why do you care?

ps what's a gay accent?

this


is OP afraid he's going to catch "the gay"? or is he looking for a date?

 

[Ausm]

if you want to fuck him brain, ask him out. Most straight guys shouldn't get offended if they aren't gay and if he is, problem solved.

I like your no nonsense approach!

 

[ch33zw1z]

no sorry I have not tried with a guy yet. You will have to find another member for your team.

and you were so confident. guess you don't know. my wife's on my team