"Is she prettier than me?"

[NFS4]

I was talking about going to see the terminal, and I made the STUPID mistake of saying to my GF how gorgeous CZJ is. Then came the inevitable, "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

**Figurative hand crushing nuts**

 

[Mill]

Say: "If you were that hot you'd be in the movies."

 

[FleshLight]

Yes. You can either say no and face the POSSIBILITY of death or say YES and face certain death.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Just Stepford Husband it and say, no you're ten times as pretty.

 

[rh71]

what's wrong with asking her in return if you're more handsome than (insert guy here) ? She has her answer.

 

[Megatomic]

Just cop out and say "I think you are beautfiful babe".

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I was talking about going to see the terminal, and I made the STUPID mistake of saying to my GF how gorgeous CZJ is. Then came the inevitable, "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

**Figurative hand crushing nuts**

19 years of marriage tells allows me to say with some authority the only correct answer to that is a resounding No.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: NFS4
I was talking about going to see the terminal, and I made the STUPID mistake of saying to my GF how gorgeous CZJ is. Then came the inevitable, "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

**Figurative hand crushing nuts**

19 years of marriage tells allows me to say with some authority the only correct answer to that is a resounding No.

But it's Catherine Zeta Jones!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, COME ON!! Even if you say NO, she knows damn well that you're lying to her face

 

[TheBDB]

You are fvcked.

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: NFS4
I was talking about going to see the terminal, and I made the STUPID mistake of saying to my GF how gorgeous CZJ is. Then came the inevitable, "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

**Figurative hand crushing nuts**

19 years of marriage tells allows me to say with some authority the only correct answer to that is a resounding No.

But it's Catherine Zeta Jones!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, COME ON!! Even if you say NO, she knows damn well that you're lying to her face

Does not matter...Trust me the only correct answer is No.

 

[sash1]

so what was your answer?

 

[classy]

Either way you lose. If you say yes, she's pissed off. If you say no she'll accuse you of lying.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

The correct way to handle the situation is to avoid being enough of a dumbass to get yourself into it in the first place. You're stupid, deal with that problem before dealing with how to answer the question.

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Yes. You can either say no and face the POSSIBILITY of death or say YES and face certain death.

No, "no" is certain death too, since you'd simply be lieing.

 

[Pex]

stupid bi*ches shouldnt ask awkward-ass questions like that....im never getting married...one night stands for the rest of my life. kids and women suck up funds like its chocolate milk.

 

[imported_KirbsAw]

This strategy can work. When they ask just say "hey! look over there! at that thing!" and when they look away just turn and run

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: Kauru
so what was your answer?

Well, he survived to post about it here so he must have lied and said "no".

 

[Shelly21]

I'm sorry.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Kauru
so what was your answer?

I told her that I thought that she was beautiful and moved on. She said "Awww" but I could sense a bit of tenseness (is that even a word?) in her voice.

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Kauru
so what was your answer?

I told her that I thought that she was beautiful and moved on. She said "Awww" but I could sense a bit of tenseness (is that even a word?) in her voice.

I = win!! :thumbsup:

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Megatomic

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Kauru
so what was your answer?

I told her that I thought that she was beautiful and moved on. She said "Awww" but I could sense a bit of tenseness (is that even a word?) in her voice.

I = win!! :thumbsup:

Yeah, she came back with something along the lines of "Hmm, you or John Stamos?" :roll:

 

[Nitemare]

The correct response is Bumblebee tuna....or feign an illness that has you babbling in foreign tongues

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
The correct response is Bumblebee tuna....or feign an illness that has you babbling in foreign tongues

Ekwinsuosha!!!!!

 

[AreaCode707]

"Honey, Catherine Zeta-Jones lost all appeal to me when she sold out to T-Mobile."

<---- T-Mo corporate drone.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: HotChic
"Honey, Catherine Zeta-Jones lost all appeal to me when she sold out to Michael Douglas."

Corrected