"Is she prettier than me?"

[alkemyst]

it's jealousy talking...the coolest chicks I have been with are the ones that pointed out 'totally f00kable' women.

I would say CZJ is just hot like her....women you'd love to be with and love being with, that you wouldn't betray her but if she wasn't around and CZJ was...there you go...but make sure you throw in something about her and give her a big smack telling her she is real and she has her own dreams too.

 

[Bulk Beef]

John Stamos?? You've got to be kidding me.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: sward666
John Stamos?? You've got to be kidding me.

Surprisingly, a lot of women I know find him attractive. Maybe being married to Rebecca Romijn Stamos gave him some "points" or something

 

[Squisher]

I was going to make a pejorative comment about you being a rookie, but let's face it there are times when women can take an innocent remark and nail you to a cross over it.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
The correct response is Bumblebee tuna....or feign an illness that has you babbling in foreign tongues

Not a bad idea, Ima give that one a go next time around.

 

[Pacfanweb]

If my wife asked me a stupid question like that, I'd say "that's one of those dumb questions that a guy can't win with either answer, so forget it".

Luckily, my wife is cool and doesn't ask me stupid questions like that.

I remember a girlfriend back in the day that gained a lot of weight in college. We were out to eat one night and she pointed out some fat chick and and asked me the dreaded "am I that big?" question.

Well, I had a pitcher of beer in me by that point and was feeling sort of analytical in a buzzed sort of way, so I answered with something like "You're not quite that big overall, your frames are similar but she has a bit more butt".

That went over real well. :Q
But it was the truth.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
I remember a girlfriend back in the day that gained a lot of weight in college. We were out to eat one night and she pointed out some fat chick and and asked me the dreaded "am I that big?" question.

Well, I had a pitcher of beer in me by that point and was feeling sort of analytical in a buzzed sort of way, so I answered with something like "You're not quite that big overall, your frames are similar but she has a bit more butt".

That went over real well. :Q
But it was the truth.

Ouch, OWNED

 

[Gurck]

Avoid women that would ask that kinda thing in the first place. They're usually the same women who'd want you to call each other shmoopie and discuss which one of you loves the other more for hours on end, not to mention it indicates a severely nosy streak, which I personally find disgustingly unattractive.. Seriously, how do these women attract men in the first place? Is it a manifestation of the desire many men have to be with underage women combined with the urge many women have to do anything to please their man...? or are people just stupid?

 

[atom]

Originally posted by: Mill
Say: "If you were that hot you'd be in the movies."

Buhahahaha

 

[cronos]

Originally posted by: Megatomic
Just cop out and say "I think you are beautfiful babe".

bad tip. copping out is what usually made things worst

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Kauru
so what was your answer?

I told her that I thought that she was beautiful and moved on. She said "Awww" but I could sense a bit of tenseness (is that even a word?) in her voice.

I think you mean tension.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Gurck
Avoid women that would ask that kinda thing in the first place. They're usually the same women who'd want you to call each other shmoopie and discuss which one of you loves the other more for hours on end.. Seriously, how do these women attract men in the first place? Is it a manifestation of the desire many men have to be with udnerage women combined with the urge many women have to do anything to please their man...? or are people just stupid?

I think you're looking a little bit deeper into the bucket of chicken my friend

If she were being totally serious, my ass would have been spitting up blood by now. This thread was posted more in jest than anything else

 

[Schadenfreude]

Easy.

Just jack her in the face and say "not no more, b!tch!"

(To the uptight / impressionable bunch of the group: Of course I am kidding!)

 

[Gurck]

Oh I know it was a lighthearted thread, but it got me thinking is all.

 

[guyver01]

"who honey? i only see you"

 

[Pliablemoose]

"Honey, she's not a "real woman" she spends hours getting professionally applied makeup prior to every public appearance, & every moment of her on film is carefully calculated. With those kind of resources, she probably looks like Janet Reno when she's @ home with the nanny raising her children. You're a real person, you're here with me now & I love you."

Memorize this line & it will become second nature to blurt out @ a moment's notice as well as the following:

"I think you look great in that, & no your ass doesn't look huge, that friend of your's (insert name here) would look bad in it though..."

"That matches your shoes really nice." (because she already has more shoes than Imelda Marcos)

"Christ, I've got something in my eye" (for when you're caught staring down some woman's clevage/ass/lower back tribal tattoo), followed by clamping your hand over your dominant eye & rubbing it till it bleeds for show...

As time progresses, you'll soon become a Jedi Master @ the deception of "the lie"

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I was talking about going to see the terminal, and I made the STUPID mistake of saying to my GF how gorgeous CZJ is. Then came the inevitable, "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

**Figurative hand crushing nuts**

Just say, "Duhhh! Of course she is!"

 

[wkabel23]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
"Honey, she's not a "real woman" she spends hours getting professionally applied makeup prior to every public appearance, & every moment of her on film is carefully calculated. With those kind of resources, she probably looks like Janet Reno when she's @ home with the nanny raising her children. You're a real person, you're here with me now & I love you."

Too sappy but I'm sure It'd work.

Plus I can't practice lying, IMO you have it or you don't. Good liars are naturals

 

[FarCry]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
"Honey, she's not a "real woman" she spends hours getting professionally applied makeup prior to every public appearance, & every moment of her on film is carefully calculated. With those kind of resources, she probably looks like Janet Reno when she's @ home with the nanny raising her children. You're a real person, you're here with me now & I love you."

Good idea. Though I think it's a bit long. When you ramble on for a while, it sort of implies that you're stumbling, avoiding the question, or just pain lying.

That's a great idea for the general message though, I think most chicks would buy it.

 

[Ranger X]

Catch-22.

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I was talking about going to see the terminal, and I made the STUPID mistake of saying to my GF how gorgeous CZJ is. Then came the inevitable, "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

**Figurative hand crushing nuts**

Or give a stricken look on your face and then say, "Honey, I gotta go. I just sharted in my pants. Can we talk about this later?" Hopefully, the next time you see her she will have forgotten the question.

 

[randomlinh]

CJZ is hot in those tmobile commercials. I don't know why.. but she just is. That's my constructive comment for this thread.

 

[0roo0roo]

smack her and ask her if she's that insecure

 

[dirtboy]

The answer is "yes." If your gf can't accept that other people are prettier, then you're wasting your time.

 

[TheBDB]

Originally posted by: dirtboy
The answer is "yes." If your gf can't accept that other people are prettier, then you're wasting your time.

:Q