Is the spider dead or will it come back?

[Maximilian]

I sucked up a spider with my dyson DC25 hoover and it was through the pipe thing, is it dead? Will it crawl back out? I have to leave now so i dont want it to crawl back out again

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

How could you just suck up one of the Good Lord's wonderful creations? You're a monster.

 

[MikeMike]

Syringer, do you have an answer? I believe you once dealt with a similar situation yourself... but with a female involved... elaborate.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Leave the vacuum on while you are away.

 

[rockyct]

No, it will not crawl out. It will lay an egg and hundreds of baby spiders will hatch and take over the vacuum.

 

[Locut0s]

How could you just suck up one of the Good Lord's wonderful creations? You're a monster.

Love jumping spiders. Actually find them cute.

 

[SunSamurai]

Its going to be pissed off. It knows to hide now however. They grow larger when they are fertile and have their eggs to protect. Watch for holes in your wall

 

[SunSamurai]

Love jumping spiders. Actually find them cute.

Do you like then as they jump on you at lightning speed and dig their razor sharp fangs into your jugular?

FEED!

 

[Newbian]

It will crawl out and it will lay an egg in your eyes and hundreds of baby spiders will hatch and eat you from the inside out..

Fixed.

 

[Locut0s]

Do you like then as they jump on you at lightning speed and dig their razor sharp fangs into your jugular?

FEED!

If they were to jump on me I would like that But they aren't poisonous.

 

[Locut0s]

Fixed.

Gotta love that imagery. D:

 

[shortylickens]

Syringer, do you have an answer? I believe you once dealt with a similar situation yourself... but with a female involved... elaborate.

This.

The man knows his spiders.

 

[Maximilian]

Well im back, im gonna empty the hoover very carefully.... Why did i suck it up instead of stamp on it?! That was a terrible idea lol.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Fixed.

Magog spider?

 

[jme5343]

Well im back, im gonna empty the hoover very carefully.... Why did i suck it up instead of stamp on it?! That was a terrible idea lol.

I don't understand why you call a Dyson vacuum a Hoover. Has Hoover become the term for vacuum wherever you are? Like the same as how cotton swabbing wrapped around the end of a stick is called Q-tip, even though Q-tip is the Johnson & Johnson brand name?

 

[Maximilian]

I don't understand why you call a Dyson vacuum a Hoover. Has Hoover become the term for vacuum wherever you are? Like the same as how cotton swabbing wrapped around the end of a stick is called Q-tip, even though Q-tip is the Johnson & Johnson brand name?

Yeah hoover has become vacuum in Scotland, although hoovers recent hoovers are garbage and everyones buying dyson so i hear people saying "the dyson" somtimes instead, im starting to say that occasionally.

Anyways the more pressing matter of the medium spider hasent come up... i think its dead or stuck somwhere, i saw no movement when i emptied it. Either way the dyson kinda scares me now as a spider could crawl out of it at any time lol... Shouldve stamped on it =/

 

[rockyct]

Gotta love that imagery. D:

I can't argue with the fix.